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Alabama Suspends Andre Smith From The Sugar Bowl For... What Exactly?

Alabama Suspends Andre Smith From The Sugar Bowl For... What Exactly?

Yesterday we learned that Alabama junior offensive tackle Andre Smith was suspended and won’t play in the Sugar Bowl, but we didn’t know why.

 

Now an explanation has emerged… sort of. Sources told ESPN.com that the suspension has to do with Smith engaging in “improper dealings with an agent.” I’m still not sure exactly what that means and wheth...

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Woman Prostitutes Herself, Shows Off School Spirit

Woman Prostitutes Herself, Shows Off School Spirit

Police in Montgomery, Alabama, pulled off a prostitution sting Wednesday, arresting seven women and three men.
 

The officers went undercover to set up meetings with the women who conducted their “business” via telephone and internet.
 

The entertaining part of this whole sad situation is that one of the women arrested was wearing a University ...

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University of Alabama Opponents: Welcome To The Fail Room

University of Alabama Opponents: Welcome To The Fail Room

The University of Alabama will honor Mobile native James M. Fail by naming something after him at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Mr. Fail donated millions to the Crimson Tide Foundation and now he can be proud every time he sees the visitors’ locker room.
 

Yup, the visitors’ locker room at the Alabama stadium will now be known as “The Fail Room.”
 

Geni...

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Save the Auto Industry... Boycott Alabama!

Save the Auto Industry... Boycott Alabama!

Emotions have flared when it comes to whether or not the government should bailout the Big 3 automakers. However, rather than sit idly by, regular guy Joe Babiasz decided to take action. He’s calling on a boycott of Alabama (yes, the state) because of Alabama Sen. Richard Shelby’s criticism of the auto industry.
 

Detroit resident Babiasz worked...

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Alabama "Terrorists" Send Message To UF, Make People Cringe

Alabama "Terrorists" Send Message To UF, Make People Cringe

This video is just disturbing. There are no words. Literally, there are no words in the video. All you see are “terrorists” with guns setting fire to the Gator flag.
 

Supposedly this all has something to do with the upcoming SEC Championship game in which the Florida Gators play the Alabama Crimson Tide, but really? Is this the imagery people a...

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The Iron Bowl Nears, Tension between Auburn and Alabama Rises

The Iron Bowl Nears, Tension between Auburn and Alabama Rises

The Southern Holiday known as the Iron Bowl is just weeks away and tensions are higher than Snoop Dogg. Yes, Auburn has lost 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,420 games this year, but that still doesn’t mean that we can’t defeat the University of Alabamer, who has won 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,421 games this year.  Auburn has won the Iron Bowl for s...

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Alabama's Nick Saban Is Worth Every Damn Dime

Alabama's Nick Saban Is Worth Every Damn Dime

Franklin Crittenden is a writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.

 

You know, it just seems like yesterday when the entire sports world was shocked and outraged at the fact that Alabama would pay someone $4 million per year to coach football at the University of Alabama.

 

I can recall sportswriters, ESPN media types,...

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Robert Gibbs to be Obama's White House Press Secretary

Robert Gibbs to be Obama's White House Press Secretary

Politico is now reporting that Robert Gibbs, Barack Obama’s communications director throughout the campaign, will be named White House Press Secretary. The Alabama-born Gibbs has been seen on many talk shows throughout the campaign, but is going to catapault to a whole new level of recognition as press secretary, joining such names as Ari Fleisc...

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Alabama's Return from the Desert Wilderness and Land of Mediocrity

Alabama's Return from the Desert Wilderness and Land of Mediocrity

Larry Burton is a writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.

 

Gather 'round readers, and I will tell you an epic tale of Biblical proportions. It is the story of how the Alabama Crimson Tide was ripped from the Promised Land and enslaved in the land of mediocrity. The tale does not yet have an ending, as you will see, ...

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Jason Caffey, Former University of Alabama and Chicago Bulls Player, Loses Bankruptcy Case, Must Pay For His Many, Many Children

Jason Caffey, Former University of Alabama and Chicago Bulls Player, Loses Bankruptcy Case, Must Pay For His Many, Many Children

Jason Caffey won two championships with the Chicago Bulls as a reserve power forward in the 90s, and he sure does know how to score. He scored so much he ended up with ten children… from eight different women. What he’s not as good at, apparently, is paying child support.
 

The former University of Alabama basketball player and current deadbeat ...

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