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Alabama Suspends Andre Smith From The Sugar Bowl For... What Exactly?

Alabama Suspends Andre Smith From The Sugar Bowl For... What Exactly?

Yesterday we learned that Alabama junior offensive tackle Andre Smith was suspended and won’t play in the Sugar Bowl, but we didn’t know why.

 

Now an explanation has emerged… sort of. Sources told ESPN.com that the suspension has to do with Smith engaging in “improper dealings with an agent.” I’m still not sure exactly what that means and wheth...

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Woman Prostitutes Herself, Shows Off School Spirit

Woman Prostitutes Herself, Shows Off School Spirit

Police in Montgomery, Alabama, pulled off a prostitution sting Wednesday, arresting seven women and three men.
 

The officers went undercover to set up meetings with the women who conducted their “business” via telephone and internet.
 

The entertaining part of this whole sad situation is that one of the women arrested was wearing a University ...

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University of Alabama Opponents: Welcome To The Fail Room

University of Alabama Opponents: Welcome To The Fail Room

The University of Alabama will honor Mobile native James M. Fail by naming something after him at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Mr. Fail donated millions to the Crimson Tide Foundation and now he can be proud every time he sees the visitors’ locker room.
 

Yup, the visitors’ locker room at the Alabama stadium will now be known as “The Fail Room.”
 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I say painting your opponents locker room pink is better. The Tide are doing the best with what they have, though.

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Save the Auto Industry... Boycott Alabama!

Save the Auto Industry... Boycott Alabama!

Emotions have flared when it comes to whether or not the government should bailout the Big 3 automakers. However, rather than sit idly by, regular guy Joe Babiasz decided to take action. He’s calling on a boycott of Alabama (yes, the state) because of Alabama Sen. Richard Shelby’s criticism of the auto industry.
 

Detroit resident Babiasz worked...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I am from AL and I work for an auto supplier here. The only thing that I agree with the Sen. on is that the big 3 need to change their business plan to one that works. As for all you Yankee pricks...... Fu## you, We don't need you bunch of whining ****s anyway!!!!!!!!

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Alabama "Terrorists" Send Message To UF, Make People Cringe

Alabama "Terrorists" Send Message To UF, Make People Cringe

This video is just disturbing. There are no words. Literally, there are no words in the video. All you see are “terrorists” with guns setting fire to the Gator flag.
 

Supposedly this all has something to do with the upcoming SEC Championship game in which the Florida Gators play the Alabama Crimson Tide, but really? Is this the imagery people a...

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The Iron Bowl Nears, Tension between Auburn and Alabama Rises

The Iron Bowl Nears, Tension between Auburn and Alabama Rises

The Southern Holiday known as the Iron Bowl is just weeks away and tensions are higher than Snoop Dogg. Yes, Auburn has lost 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,420 games this year, but that still doesn’t mean that we can’t defeat the University of Alabamer, who has won 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,421 games this year.  Auburn has won the Iron Bowl for s...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: plz. will you really be watching it? or will you be watching the beyonce experience for the 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,420th time?

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Alabama's Nick Saban Is Worth Every Damn Dime

Alabama's Nick Saban Is Worth Every Damn Dime

Franklin Crittenden is a writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.

 

You know, it just seems like yesterday when the entire sports world was shocked and outraged at the fact that Alabama would pay someone $4 million per year to coach football at the University of Alabama.

 

I can recall sportswriters, ESPN media types,...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: He's worth that much and more. Sounds to me like the others are having a "jealousy attack"!

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Robert Gibbs to be Obama's White House Press Secretary

Robert Gibbs to be Obama's White House Press Secretary

Politico is now reporting that Robert Gibbs, Barack Obama’s communications director throughout the campaign, will be named White House Press Secretary. The Alabama-born Gibbs has been seen on many talk shows throughout the campaign, but is going to catapault to a whole new level of recognition as press secretary, joining such names as Ari Fleisc...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: He's an Auburn fan. Born in Auburn, AL. Yelled War Eagle on Fox News . . .

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Alabama's Return from the Desert Wilderness and Land of Mediocrity

Alabama's Return from the Desert Wilderness and Land of Mediocrity

Larry Burton is a writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.

 

Gather 'round readers, and I will tell you an epic tale of Biblical proportions. It is the story of how the Alabama Crimson Tide was ripped from the Promised Land and enslaved in the land of mediocrity. The tale does not yet have an ending, as you will see, ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Alabama is terrrrrible. Don't believe the hype.

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Jason Caffey, Former University of Alabama and Chicago Bulls Player, Loses Bankruptcy Case, Must Pay For His Many, Many Children

Jason Caffey, Former University of Alabama and Chicago Bulls Player, Loses Bankruptcy Case, Must Pay For His Many, Many Children

Jason Caffey won two championships with the Chicago Bulls as a reserve power forward in the 90s, and he sure does know how to score. He scored so much he ended up with ten children… from eight different women. What he’s not as good at, apparently, is paying child support.
 

The former University of Alabama basketball player and current deadbeat ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: WRAP IT UP.

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Alabama Students: Charles Barkley Might be Your Next Governor

Alabama Students: Charles Barkley Might be Your Next Governor

With shootings and politics all that’s reported in the news lately, I forget that sometimes there are stories that can make me smile. And when I heard that Charles Barkley is planning to run for governor of Alabama, I did just that.


Yesterday he was chatting with CNN super-hottie Campbell Brown and said that he plans to run "in 2014.” When aske...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Charles is an idiot and hasn't been a real alabamian in years. The negative attitude about alabama is way over stated. If you look at key statistics and figures like unemployment, affo

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This Weekend in College Football

This Weekend in College Football

This weekend in college football headlines from Bleacher Report.

 

Alabama killed the Volunteers this weekend 29-9, prompting some to liken them to great teams of Alabama’s past. 

 

Notre Dame’s rock hard defense was the bright spot of their game against Washington, only giving up seven points the whole game.

 

Penn State dealt a devastating blo...

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This Week in College Football

This Week in College Football

This week in college football headlines from Bleacher Report.

 

Some seem to think that Oklahoma is overrated at No. 4 in the nation. However, one fan is arguing the opposite, and maintains they should in fact be No. 2. What is he smoking?

 

What’s it going to take for Tennessee to upset Alabama this weekend as the Crimson Tide face off against ...

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Aliens To Invade Alabama Today, Auburn Students Have Legitimate Reason To Skip Class

Aliens To Invade Alabama Today, Auburn Students Have Legitimate Reason To Skip Class

The day has finally come. Aliens will be making an appearance on Earth today, and in Alabama no less. If that’s not a reason to cancel classes at Auburn and University of Alabama than I don’t know what is.
 

How do we know the little green guys in the UFO will be crashing the earthling party? Why Blossom Goodchild says so. With a name like that...

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McCain Documentary Explores Keating Economics, Highlights Keating Five Scandal

McCain Documentary Explores Keating Economics, Highlights Keating Five Scandal

Today the Obama campaign launches a thirteen-minute viral documentary targeting John McCain’s involvement in the Keating Five Scandal, which may be seen at KeatingEconomics.com. The trailer has already been released and includes footage from the 1990 Senate Ethics Committee Hearings on the Keating Five Incident in which Senator Howell Helfin say...

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Top 8 College Town (and State) Drinks

Top 8 College Town (and State) Drinks

College is all about drinking, so why not drink your college, or at least the location of your college? With the hundreds of drinks out there, there are plenty which refer to college towns. Check out CollegeOTR’s list of the Top 8 College Town (and State) Drinks.

 

 

1) University of Alabama- Alabama Slammer
Combine equal parts amaretto, South...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: What about the Harpo's Hammer? And I love how one person is a subscriber to this site! I didn't know people did that.

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Weekend College Football Round-up

Weekend College Football Round-up

This was a weekend of upsets in college football, and Bleacher Report has the breakdown of all the latest shakeups. 

 

One of the most shocking and unlikely comebacks in recent memory, the fast-sinking Wolverines managed to upset the ninth ranked Badgers, coming back from a massive 19-point deficit in the second half.

 

The Irish rise again? Las...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: First, kicker Aric Goodman connects on a game-winner. Then, he's awarded a scholarship. Not a bad night. Goodman made a 25-yard field goal in overtime to give the Buffaloes a 17-14 victory over No. 21 West Virgi

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University of Alabama Makes "Discovery": Bloggers are Neurotic

University of Alabama Makes "Discovery": Bloggers are Neurotic

We’ve all heard that Gawker is a haven for bitter snark-maniacs, that Perez Hilton reinvented the bitchy queen paradigm, that those people at Daily KOs practically knock themselves out with their bloviating. Now University of Alabama has conducted a study to determine the personality traits of bloggers, and the verdict is in: bloggers are neurot...

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Charles Barkley Quotes: Auburn Never Looked So Good

Charles Barkley Quotes: Auburn Never Looked So Good

Before he was an NBA star, Charles Barkley was a center on the basketball team at Auburn University. There the crowd-pleaser played for three years and earned the nickname “The Round Mound of Rebound” for his overweight build and aggressive style.
 

But while Barkley may be known first and foremost for his basketball skills, not far behind are ...

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Latest comment by Samantha Beerman: A strip joint? Auburn really knows how to entice them.

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Sex Columnist Says Young Republicans Are Hot, Hot, Hot

Sex Columnist Says Young Republicans Are Hot, Hot, Hot

It’s the eternal question… Who’s sexier: Republicans or Democrats?

 

In an election where the Democrats are boasting a young, good-looking hotshot and the Republicans pulled out a former beauty queen, opinions are widespread.
 

To get a definitive answer, CNN posed this hard-hitting question to an expert: sex columnist and RNC attendee Dan Sava...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: it's pretty obvious republicans are hot, and democrats are not. it's painfully obvious by the parties' leaders.

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