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University of California Schools Suffer Budget Cuts, UC Admissions Cuts 10K Students
Remember that part in The Terminator where Schwarzenegger goes ballistic on that biker bar and pretty much annihilates it? Well, that’s what his proposed million budget cut may do to the University of California schools. Not only will fewer students be admitted, class sizes will increase, and less variety in classes will be offered.
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UC Davis Students Are Ready For A Protest
This is an important time in our country, and right now it is necessary for everyone out there to get involved and help make a difference. With the past election earlier this month our country faced a great injustice with the passing of prop 8 (or how it should be referred to as prop h8te).
Californians are uniting around protesting this disgu...
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UC Davis Students are Lucky We Don't Have a Hot Topic
Who would have ever guessed how dangerous the teenybopper crowd was? In a San Francisco mall on Monday a crowd waiting outside of it stormed the local Hot Topic signing with Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. The Hot Topic store was located across the street from San Francisco State University; and no one had any clue about the insanity that woul...
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The Bike Church Needs Your Help, UC Davis Students
The Bike Church is in desperate need of our help. All the UC Davis students out there need to gather and help save one of Davis’s finest organizations, The Bike Church. If you haven’t heard, the Bike Church is about to be evicted from their headquarters unless they are able to raise enough money to pay their rent. This is a sad day for Davis ...
Guess What? Missouri Research Shows Hot Girls Make Men Body Conscious Too
In a rather unorthodox study, University of Missouri researchers set out to show that it’s not only women who feel bad about their bodies when they view superhot models in magazines, they affect men as well.
"We found that reading lad magazines was related to having body self-consciousness a year later," said Aubrey. "This was surprising becau...
Joaquin Phoenix to Stop Acting, UC Davis Editor Devastated
One of my favorite actors of all time, Joaquin Phoenix, has claimed that he will be retiring from acting after the release of his new film Two Lovers. Phoenix goes onto say in an interview that he did with Extra that music will be the new outlet for his creative juices. Here are some of the other outlandish remarks he made:
"I want to take t...
UCI Professor Calls Economic Crisis "Worse Than It Was in the 1930s," Experts Liken Current Situation to Great Depression
After years of avoiding using the word recession, many Americans now wonder if the unhealthy American economy might soon be tipped into a second Great Depression. Such questioning is not just scare-tactic rhetoric from the politicos; like the Great Depression, the current crisis has been caused by the exploitation of credit and excessive specula...
UC Davis Students Show Their Pride in Drag Show, Frat Boys to Perform
This week UC Davis will hold its centennial celebration, and its LGBT students will represent via an LGBT Pride Week celebration, which will include a drag show and pumpkin carving, the closest many Davis students will come to see an Amanda Lepore Halloween pageant. The fraternity performing the show, Delta Lambda Phi, has stated that its object...
The Top 10 College Marching Bands Gone Wrong
Remember the infamous line from American Pie when Michelle declares, “One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my ****?” Well, looks like those kinds of shenanigans might not be unfamiliar to some delinquent college marching bands. Don’t let the tubas fool you; from the suspended University of Wisconsin band caught hazing to the raucous UC Dav...
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College Football Computer Polls: Who Is the Real Boss?
BabyTate is a Senior Writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.
It is said that anyone can make a list—the trouble is remembering what is on it. This seems to be true for everyone, case in point the recently released computer polls of Sept. 30.
There are six computer "polls" which are used in the creation of the one...
9-0-(Way Older Then 16)-2-1-0
As I sit here watching an episode of the new 90210 I am struck with a thought, why is it that all shows about teenagers have twenty something year old actors playing teens? All of the “teenagers” are old enough to have degrees from 4 year universities.
For instance Naomi Clark played by Annalynne McCord is 22 years old, that’s about 6 years ol...
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On the 7th Day God Said, "Ride a Bike."
Anyone that goes to UC Davis, or has ever been to the city of Davis, is aware of the fact that people love their bikes. I mean it is actually frightening how much people love their bikes.
On any given afternoon you can see the streets flooded with a wave of bikers cruising down the streets, but there is a special “biker” amongst the mere civil...
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Study Confirms Ugly Guys Try and Date "Out of Their League", No One Knows Why
Ever gone to a party and, for some reason you can't fathom, end up getting macked on by the most unfortunate guy in the room? Your makeup is picture perfect, your hair is bangin', and your cleavage is out and ready to rumble, and yet you get Sleezy McUgly face slathering cheesy pick ups and come-ons all over you--what gives? Doesn't this d-bag g...
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Top 15 Hottest University of California Celeb Alums
California’s got it all: surfing, great Mexican food, Hollywood, beaches, plastic surgery, and best of all, the University of California schools, which, best of all, have some hot hot ladies. It took a lot of discipline to narrow down the list, but somebody (like CollegeOTR) has got to do it. So here’s a peek at the Top 15 Hottest Celebrity UC A...
Healthy Hangover Cure at McDonalds
Finally, someone has given the OK to get that morning after McMuffin.
One of the best hangover remedies has to be an Egg McMuffin. That beautiful number one meal on the McDonalds breakfast menu is a perfect remedy for a morning after a night of college activities. It’s quick, delicious, cheap and apparently now a healthy choice; which is impor...
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Loyola Marymount is Afraid of the Great Outdoors... Or So They Say
Loyola Marymount University has decided that it will no longer allow outdoor student events, because “events outside pose a greater safety risk.” Yeah, like sunburn. Instead of treating students like adults and telling them the real reasoning behind the decision (noise complaints), the school would rather insist upon pretending that outdoor even...
David Duchovny & Co. Not Allowed to Engage in Self-love for 6 Weeks
We’ve gotten a good bit of exposure to sexual addiction this year, from Peter “The Porn Hoarder” Cook and David “Not Acting on Californication” Duchovny. The American Psychological Association, as well as most of America, does not accept sexual addiction as a real or diagnosable disorder though, instead regarding it as an excuse for a lifestyle ...
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Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods Expecting 2nd Baby, Advise Everyone's Favorite Teenage Mom Bristol Palin
Elin Nordegren, i.e. Mrs. Tiger Woods, is preggers again. Elin gave birth to their daughter Sam in June 2007, six years after the couple met at the British Open, where Nordegren was working as a nanny to golfer Jesper Parnevik. Being a mom is remarkably similar to being a nanny, except with longer hours and no hourly wages, so it’s no surprise N...
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WSU: the New eHarmony for Farmers
Have you ever wished you knew someone kind, older, and more experienced to teach you the ropes and foster your growth? No, I’m not referring to a gay uncle, but to a new program at Washington State University meant to fulfill this need—for farmers. The WSU Snohomish County Extension’s Farmer-to-Farmer program pairs new farmers with more practice...
















































