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University of California Schools Suffer Budget Cuts, UC Admissions Cuts 10K Students
Remember that part in The Terminator where Schwarzenegger goes ballistic on that biker bar and pretty much annihilates it? Well, that’s what his proposed million budget cut may do to the University of California schools. Not only will fewer students be admitted, class sizes will increase, and less variety in classes will be offered.
According ...
UC Davis Students Are Ready For A Protest
This is an important time in our country, and right now it is necessary for everyone out there to get involved and help make a difference. With the past election earlier this month our country faced a great injustice with the passing of prop 8 (or how it should be referred to as prop h8te).
Californians are uniting around protesting this disgu...
UC Davis Students are Lucky We Don't Have a Hot Topic
Who would have ever guessed how dangerous the teenybopper crowd was? In a San Francisco mall on Monday a crowd waiting outside of it stormed the local Hot Topic signing with Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. The Hot Topic store was located across the street from San Francisco State University; and no one had any clue about the insanity that woul...
The Bike Church Needs Your Help, UC Davis Students
The Bike Church is in desperate need of our help. All the UC Davis students out there need to gather and help save one of Davis’s finest organizations, The Bike Church. If you haven’t heard, the Bike Church is about to be evicted from their headquarters unless they are able to raise enough money to pay their rent. This is a sad day for Davis ...
Guess What? Missouri Research Shows Hot Girls Make Men Body Conscious Too
In a rather unorthodox study, University of Missouri researchers set out to show that it’s not only women who feel bad about their bodies when they view superhot models in magazines, they affect men as well.
"We found that reading lad magazines was related to having body self-consciousness a year later," said Aubrey. "This was surprising becau...
Joaquin Phoenix to Stop Acting, UC Davis Editor Devastated
One of my favorite actors of all time, Joaquin Phoenix, has claimed that he will be retiring from acting after the release of his new film Two Lovers. Phoenix goes onto say in an interview that he did with Extra that music will be the new outlet for his creative juices. Here are some of the other outlandish remarks he made:
"I want to take t...
UCI Professor Calls Economic Crisis "Worse Than It Was in the 1930s," Experts Liken Current Situation to Great Depression
After years of avoiding using the word recession, many Americans now wonder if the unhealthy American economy might soon be tipped into a second Great Depression. Such questioning is not just scare-tactic rhetoric from the politicos; like the Great Depression, the current crisis has been caused by the exploitation of credit and excessive specula...
UC Davis Students Show Their Pride in Drag Show, Frat Boys to Perform
This week UC Davis will hold its centennial celebration, and its LGBT students will represent via an LGBT Pride Week celebration, which will include a drag show and pumpkin carving, the closest many Davis students will come to see an Amanda Lepore Halloween pageant. The fraternity performing the show, Delta Lambda Phi, has stated that its object...
The Top 10 College Marching Bands Gone Wrong
Remember the infamous line from American Pie when Michelle declares, “One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my ****?” Well, looks like those kinds of shenanigans might not be unfamiliar to some delinquent college marching bands. Don’t let the tubas fool you; from the suspended University of Wisconsin band caught hazing to the raucous UC Dav...




























