Is there something in the air in Illinois that makes bartenders want to rip off their clothes?
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University of Illinois Students, Check Out Jamie Day: Just Another Illinois Bartender Arrested For Working In The Buff

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Ex-Goldman VP Neel Kashkari Chosen to Oversee Bailout Plan, Finally Gets to "Break the Glass"

Neel Kashkari will oversee the bailout plan, obviously doesn't care much for popularity.
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The school is surely going to burn in hell for its sinful name, while word is still out on other devil-related merchandise.
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Edwards Using Affair To Make More Money

And why shouldn't colleges want to pay high fees to hear the morally corrupt politician speak about American ideals?
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Deal Finalized, Big Ten Network 2 Months Away

Can you contain yourself? Our contributor from Penn State could care less.
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OTR's Guide to the Obama Rally in Grant Park (aka The Second Coming)

Brobama is having an Election Night mega-rally at Grant Park tonight. All of Chicago is going insane. Companies are letting their employees off at 3 pm to avoid the million people that are expected. The CTA is using long trains to accommodate. A mill
... MORE »How to Be a (Midwestern!) Douche Bag, Pt. II

Thank you, sublimely content beer pong master of the Midwest, for posting your blog of insightful advice for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to have a beer gut in great states of Wisconsin, Wyoming, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and - of course - Missouri!
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Dreamgirl Jennifer Hudson Engaged to Reality TV Fame-Seeker David Otunga

Jennifer Hudson sells herself short and gets engaged.
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Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
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Remember last year when you couldn't watch your favorite college football team's game against some crappy opponent like Temple because it was on the Big Ten Network? The days of darkness are finally over.
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