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Top 5 Wimpiest College Mascots

What do a turtle, elephant and giant orange have in common? They're three of the least threatening team mascots ever. Find out what other mascots that are more adorable than tough made the cut here.

Latest comment by Anonymous: Ummm.... anyone see a Minnesota game lately? Besides my old High school in Hueytown, AL, they are the only "Golden Gopher" macot I've ever seen. Granted, thanks to some talented artists we had in my graduating clas... MORE »
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College Sex Diary #4

OTR's sexiest feature follows readers who put pen to paper each time they spread their legs. Last week we heard from a lusty Penn State lady. This week a closested Tufts girl considers a little more girl-on-girl action.
 

Latest comment by XCBatman: @ Anonymous: It's Tufts. She's ugly.
College Sex Diary #3

OTR's sexiest feature follows readers who put pen to paper each time they spread their legs. Last week we heard from a hyper-masturbating Michigan man.  This week a lusty Penn State lady ditches her BF of 2.5 years for his best friend.

Latest comment by Anonymous: What is wrong with an uncircumcised penis? That's how it's supposed to be. Jeez, your friend has a weird fetish if she's into sliced up weenies.

Top Five Reasons I Hate Kansas

Top Five Reasons I Hate Kansas
The big game is about to start, so I figured now's a good a time as any to list the top five reasons to hate Kansas. Without further ado...

5) Rock Chalk Jayhawk?
Huh? You're supposedly a top athletic school and you can't even have a slogan that makes sense? Rock Chalk Jayhawk? What does... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: >> 2) The school is based in Kansas. I challenge any reader to comment on one interesting thing to do in Kansas.

#1 is not living around punk ass trailer trash losers like you.
How To Get Laid at a Wedding

Summer is wedding season and if you have one (or more) of those annoying “Save the Date” cards hanging on your refrigerator, don’t fret.   Weddings are the perfect opportunity to get down and dirty.

Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh, Wedding Crashers was *definitely* about getting laid at the weddings -- that was the guys' whole reason for crashing in the first place
73-year-old Shigeo Tokuda Bests Dirk Diggler

Recent graduates are already counting down the days to retirement and their subsequent careers in -- the porn industry?!

Latest comment by Anonymous: Hastamısınız dostum siz :S
Hottie of the Day: Joanna

Meet Joanna, a Penn State senior and Cosmopolitan-lovin' gal. Is she worthy of the title of "Hottie of the Day"? You decide.

Yes! Hottie alert!

No! What were you thinking!

Latest comment by Anonymous: I would **** the ever loving shit out of her, then spit in her face and kick her out of my apartment.
5-Word Game Preview: Metal Gear Solid 4

Sick of those endless reviews? Check out this quick, easy 5-word roundup on one of the best video games ever made.

Latest comment by Hector Nazario: @ TheBookworm: And proud of it!
Eight Great Summer Drinking Games
Worried that the summer will ruin your alcohol tolerance level before you return to school in the fall? Fear not! Here's a list of the eight best summer drinking games to keep your liver well-conditioned during the break!
Latest comment by Anonymous: my brother and i always play this game called date ape. usually he goes off for a while and then after a while, girls start passing out all over the place. i think it is called date ape because we have to pick them up a... MORE »
Hottie of the Day: Jenny
Meet Jenny, a Michigan sophomore and self-proclaimed Akon fangirl. Is she worthy of the title of "Hottie of the Day"? You decide!
Yes! She totally deserves the title!
No! She's totally not a hottie.
Latest comment by Anonymous: call me baby and ill make it juicy for ya...

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