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Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
By Rachel Scall (09/05/2008 10:06 AM)
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
More Drug-Related Deaths and Drama
By Steph (05/12/2008 2:05 PM) Tags: Darby Fassett, heroin, drug overdose
Unemployed? Sell Your Hair!
By The Peasant (06/23/2008 12:50 PM) Tags: sell your hair, silence of the lambs, fetish
Jealous of your friends with their swanky internships at various NPO's and senatorial offices? Can't seem to land a job at the local Waffle House? Fear not the constant, dull pain of joblessness, dear readers! You can make money from home -- the easy way -- by selling your hair! Wait, what? Just when you thought Craigslist couldn't get any more horrifying, it did.
Latest comment by Anonymous: "the nicer and longer, the more $$." (It's not the size buddy, it's how you use it)
UMass Has Got Big Balls
By Penny (08/20/2008 2:10 PM) Tags: academic valley, ballsy umass, umass lowell, umass housing project
UMass officials must have been successful porn stars in past lives because they're definitely well-endowed.
