University Of Michigan
Unknown Disease Causes Woman's Legs to Grow Meteorically (and you thought the Freshman 15 was bad...)
Worried about gaining the Freshman 15? Don't be: an expanding waist line pales in comparison to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, who suffers an unknown disease akin to Proteus Syndrome due to leg expansion.
Alright, so maybe when you entered college you gained the dreaded freshman fifteen. Well that’s as innocuous as getting a pimple next to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, a British woman suffering from an undiagnosed disease which has caused her legs to expand so much that they currently weigh about 210 pounds. Doctors believe her disease may be related to Proteus Syndrome, the condition made famous by the Elephant Man.
Hot College Student: Michael Phelps
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/11/2008 1:54 PM) Tags: bob bowman, 4x100 relay, olympic swimming, michael phelps
Brains, beauty and an ever-expanding rack of Olympic gold medals? University of Michigan student Michael Phelps has it all.
The View: College Edition
By Dr. Benton Quest (07/23/2008 3:55 PM) Tags: barbara walters, the view, joy behar
The View's cast has a habit of mouthing off from the safety of their studio. But could these catty co-hosts make it as college coeds?
U-Michigan Grooms Young Sex Offenders?
By Pencil Snapper (07/25/2008 12:04 PM) Tags: Rape, University of Michigan, Sex, Sexual Assault
Teenagers are sexually assaulting each other on Michigan's campus. Is the university a festering ground for future sex offenders?
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By Hector Nazario (07/25/2008 4:38 PM) Tags: lil romeo, master p, andrew guiliani, rudy guiliani son, sex
All the news we missed, served fresh.
U-M Loses a Wolverine, Cause of Death Unknown
By AHor (08/02/2008 04:18 AM) Tags: tragedy, loss, evan carter
OTR sends its condolences to the family and friends of Evan Carter.
The Winners of the Top College Rivalries
By Ivy Sensation (08/11/2008 10:05 AM) Tags: ohio state, michigan, rivalry, newsweek, football
In the August 18 issue of Newsweek, the magazine examines what they call the 12 top rivalries in college. While most schools officially deny any such sense of competition exists, we all know it’s true.
But at OTR we’re tired of the politically correct, painfully neutral stance news outlets take
... MORE »Michigan Pike House Lost???
By AHor (08/16/2008 4:55 PM) Tags: pike, greek life, frat house, homeless
Spare some change for a new Polo? Spare change?
I have received word, though have not seen any official documentation, that OTR's favorite Michigan Frat, Pike (Pi Kappa Alpha), has been sent to the curb. I have not received details as to how or why this happened, but it sounds as though that those who we
... MORE »Michigan sends 26 Wolverines to Beijing
By LC is me (07/31/2008 9:18 PM) Tags: olympics, hot, michael phelps
With the epic Beijing Olympics commencing in just eight days, I thought it would be a great time to recognize that twenty-six of our own Michigan Wolverines will be going to Beijing to represent seven different countries.
There, I did the reporting for you guys.
Study Shows Athletes Resemble Primates
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/15/2008 2:25 PM) Tags: college athlete victory dances, michael phelps resembles primate, olympic victory pose, chimpanzees monkeys gorillas
According to a recent study comparing athletes and primates, Michael Phelps looks and acts like a gorilla every time he wins a gold medal.
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By Hector Nazario (07/22/2008 4:57 PM) Tags: sports, prostitution, sex for money, charles barkley, NBA
All the news we missed, served fresh.
