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iPod Says: You're Wasted
By moohappy (06/30/2008 07:29 AM) Tags: pool party, drink, drunk, pool, margarita, ibreath ipod breathalyzer blood alcohol level
Did your tally-count of drinks on your hand get smeared? Maybe it washed away in the pool during your little dip between margaritas.
No fear! The iBreath is here!!!!
It's a breathalyzer you can attach to your iPod! And it's probably the most important invention of your summer. Just plug it into t
... MORE »The Mizzou Bachelor - Five Eligible Hotties
By moohappy (06/30/2008 07:12 AM) Tags: girls hookup, bachelor, drama queen, bachelorette, hot, hot college girls
Ok, it's really not that hard to meet people in Columbia. But these four have chosen to use Hot or Not to get their names out - as if walking past Field House wouldn't get you that kind of attention...
So! Here it is, guys -
Round 1: The Bubbly Bar Girl
She's 19, kinda klutzy
... MORE »Sob Story: Grill One-5 Has Kicked the Bucket
By moohappy (06/30/2008 06:44 AM) Tags: beer, drink, pint, drunk, alcohol, grill one5 columbia special shiloh heidelberg the deuce mcnallys willies
Ever wandered by that place on Sixth on your way to Shiloh? And wondered how it ever stayed open when no one ever seemed to be in there? You probably at least thought about stopping in sometime for drink specials on your way to Trop's or McNally's...
Gril
... MORE »How to Be a (Midwestern!) Douche Bag, Pt. II
By moohappy (06/30/2008 06:16 AM) Tags: midwest, douche bag, midwestern, beer, beer pong, beer gut lesbian college
Thank you, sublimely content beer pong master of the Midwest, for posting your blog of insightful advice for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to have a beer gut in great states of Wisconsin, Wyoming, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and - of course - Missouri!
Award win
... MORE »looks like this was a success
Best Boobs of Mizzou on ESPN
By moohappy (06/29/2008 08:51 AM) Tags: breasts, cheer basketball espn, tits, boobs, golden girls, mizzou
This ESPN cameraman knows what every NCAA-watchin' male wants to see -- cheerleaders and boobs. Classy.
How to Be a Douche Bag, Pt. I
By moohappy (06/28/2008 08:30 AM) Tags: mizzou, pi kapp, pi kappa phi, fraternity, bro, brother charleston recruitment beer bar mechanical bull
Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!
From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to
... MORE »Mizzou To Pick Next World Leader
By moohappy (06/26/2008 2:30 PM) Tags: mccaskill 2008 president tigers, mccain, obama, student, vote, election
The race will only get more and more heated until November: who's going to be our next President? The half-black dude or the pasty general?
Never fear! Mizzou will decide!
Must-Have Bathroom Items
By laurenbensky (06/26/2008 02:46 AM) Tags: perfect skin, underwear repair, bathroom product, bathroom item, solutions for problem skin
Everyone has to go, so why not make your toilet time a bit more enjoyable? Here's what you should keep under your sink.
Must-Haves For Your New (Mizzou) Crib
By moohappy (06/25/2008 4:47 PM) Tags: beer, underwear, mizzou, spirit, fun, game tailgate
You're getting a new place for the year, and you've realized you don't have enough Mizzou paraphenalia to show you're really a Tiger. Here's some ideas - and hurry, because they might be for a limited time only:
Can you think of a better nightlight? This thing is
... MORE »6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner
By aquamarine (06/24/2008 12:51 AM) Tags: Dark Knight, Michael Caine, Brooke Shields, Ben Stiller, Adam Sander, Batman Ludacris
Totally regretting your one-night stand? Here are six celebrities dishing on when they wish they could turn back the hand of time.
