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Embarrassing Pic: Ski Lift Strips Man of Pants and Dignity

Embarrassing Pic: Ski Lift Strips Man of Pants and Dignity

Suspended Naked Dude: "I did not see that coming."

 

Capable Ski Friend: "Wow, you're just full of surprises."

 

Suspended Naked Dude: "Just remembered what I forgot to pack... a belt. So ummm, how much longer 'til we reach the top?"

 

Capable Ski Friend: "4 minutes. Which from this angle, will be much tougher on me."

 

Suspended Naked Dude: "My...

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Obama Wears Backwards Hat! - A Presidential Hoodlum?! - GOP - "Told Ya So!"

Obama Wears Backwards Hat! - A Presidential Hoodlum?! - GOP - "Told Ya So!"

After arriving at a gym, President Elect Barack Obama shockingly sported his favorite White Sox hat backwards. As we all know, only no good, gosh-darn, hoodlums wear their hats backwards, so the photographic evidence of Obama's secret thug-life has rightfully spread across the internet like wild-fire. He might as well have thrown up gang signs b...

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Charles Barkley Arrested for DUI - Says He Did It For A Blowjob

Charles Barkley Arrested for DUI - Says He Did It For A Blowjob

According to TheSmokingGun.com...

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According...

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Q: What Do NCAAF Bowl Games and Whores Have In Common?

Q: What Do NCAAF Bowl Games and Whores Have In Common?

 A: College football bowl games have allowed themselves to be bent over and violated by corporate sponsors for years now, selling themselves to the highest bidder while producing bastard offspring like the Fedex Orange bowl and the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. But as I watched the PapaJohn's.com Bowl today, I couldn't help but feel especially dirty as ...

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The Best Butt In the World Competition Winner 2008!

The Best Butt In the World Competition Winner 2008!

 Have you ever wondered what the best butt in the world must look like? Well, I have and enough other people have too because this is the winner of the World's Best Butt Competition of 2008. This wasn't a small time competition that your Uncle Steve held in his backyard when you were 7, this was a legit pursuit for the best butt on the planet wi...

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2,700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave

2,700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave

 Pot has officially been cool for 2,700 years as archeologists recently discovered a bag of weed buried in a shaman's tomb. Everyone knows old people back then were buried with prized possessions they hoped to take with them in the afterlife, so this guy is definitely the oldest stoner known to man. It's funny to see that good times haven't chan...

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Top 10 Public Places To Hook-Up at Notre Dame

Top 10 Public Places To Hook-Up at Notre Dame

Although using "hook-up" and "Notre Dame" in the same sentence may sound like an oxymoron, I have gathered some evidence that suggests some students do in fact touch the opposite sex. For those of you who are interested in said activities, here are the 10 best places on campus to publicly get it on. I feel obligated to warn interested risk-taker...

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Facing an Angry Mob: The Future Of Charlie Weis at Notre Dame

Facing an Angry Mob: The Future Of Charlie Weis at Notre Dame

Jon Hunn is a writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.

 

For most Irish fans, including myself, this year was quite a let down for the Notre Dame Football team. At the beginning of the season, many analysts touted the Irish as a team with more cohesiveness and more experience. Gone were the days of poor techniques and...

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Google Text Messaging Gives Mobile Internet to the Poor

Google Text Messaging Gives Mobile Internet to the Poor

 Many college students cannot afford Blackberrys or iPhones with internet access because all too often a drunken night somehow claims their cell phone. For all of you who habitually lose your phone in blackouts, drop it in toilets or pints of beer, or forget it in forestry after bush-diving, Google has come to your aid. Instead of wasting money ...

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Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself - Under More Duress

Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself - Under More Duress

 New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress injured his hamstring a couple weeks ago, and since then he has been spending his recovery time wisely by shooting himself in his right thigh on Friday night. Plax (we're tight so I can call him that) has an expired permit to carry the concealed weapon in Florida, but the permit doesn't apply to the...

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