OBAMA: The MockumentaryYou don't want to be a wallflower...but you really don't want to attract attention for any of this mortifying behavior.
~dancing like nobody's watching - except everybody is watching because you look like a crazed baboon that's on fire
~ winning a Jager-bomb competition you'd been having with a bunch of frat guys before losing the not-puckin...

















































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