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Awkward Post-Winter Break Conversations

Awkward Post-Winter Break Conversations

Although it’s exciting to be back at school seeing our friends and getting back into all our respective grooves, there’s one thing that absolutely no one wants to deal with: awkward conversations.

You can smell one of these coming from miles away. You’re buying emergency I-forgot-I’d-run-out-of-toothpaste-before-break toothpaste at CVS when su...

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University of Chicago Allows Co-Ed Dorms; College Gets Potentially Way More Awesome

University of Chicago Allows Co-Ed Dorms; College Gets Potentially Way More Awesome

Following in a nation-wide trend, the University of Chicago will now be offering co-ed dorm rooms, Associated Press reports. Currently, more than 30 campuses allow girls and boys to share dorm rooms together, including Stanford, Brown, UPenn, and Weslyan.

 

A letter was sent out last week letting parents know that the school would begin allowing...

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Bored at Home? Go Elf Yourself

Bored at Home? Go Elf Yourself

Penn’s finals ended today, which means that now everybody is home with not much to do. Sure, you can shop a bit with your mom, and see all your high school friends, and drive around your town in your old car…but that all gets boring in about three hours.

So what can you do when you’re lounging around your house in ripped sweatpants and your ret...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: thats great! check out the interactive "match yourself" type games at the college search site: http://www.campuscompare.com

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The Twelve Best Strange, Absurd, Creative College Flash Mobs Ever

The Twelve Best Strange, Absurd, Creative College Flash Mobs Ever

While drinking is undeniably the #1 college pastime, there are still plenty of other things college students do to avoid studying, reading or writing.

 

Today, we took a look at a longtime favorite of mine: the flash mob.

 

For the uninitiated, a flash mob is a group of people who gather at a specific location at a predetermined time and perform...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Anonymous: http://www.pageturnpro.com

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Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.

 

Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You mean I put money in and there will be no return on investment? F#@k.

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President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.

 

From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.

 

Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Way to refer to a former president as looney, though you can say nixon was unstable at times, he created the EPA, he did end the draft, and opened up red china to trade with the west.

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Former Economics Professor Appeals Manslaughter Sentence, Enrages Everyone

Former Economics Professor Appeals Manslaughter Sentence, Enrages Everyone

In November 2007, Rafael Robb, a one-time economics professor at Penn, pleaded guilty to voluntarily bludgeoning his wife, Ellen, to death with a chin-up bar after the couple argued about their daughter’s vacation plans.

 

As the crime was considered an act of rage, not premeditated murder, Robb received a voluntary manslaughter charge that carr...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: A true slime ball that hopefully one day will get his

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Jade Vixen, Ivy League Dominatrix, Targeted in Love Triangle With Lawyer and Killer

Jade Vixen, Ivy League Dominatrix, Targeted in Love Triangle With Lawyer and Killer

Jade Vixen, nee Edythe Maa, is an S&M dominatrix who describes her interests on PlayTime411.com as “sensual teasing and denial, rope bondage, sissy-slut training, dog training, tickle torture, and corporal punishments of a traditional nature.” The former UPenn Ph.D. candidate in engineering recently found herself mired in even more scandal than ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: It has been my experience that no matter how different people are from me that once I get to them they become human beings like me.

Imagine how you would f

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Penn's Most Awkward Places to Bump Into a Random Hook-Up

Penn's Most Awkward Places to Bump Into a Random Hook-Up

Some call us slutty, irresponsible underage alcoholics – I just call us college students. In terms of the first of those flattering adjectives, I’ve come to embrace the fact that we’re all bound to make some stupid sexual decisions during our time at Penn. Better that we get it all out now than when we’re 45 years old with three kids and an attr...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i read number four and said, "that's me!!" thank you for the shoutout.
and also i think he had semi-blacked out

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Penn Stuff to be Thankful For

Penn Stuff to be Thankful For

You know how some families go around the table at Thanksgiving dinner and everyone is supposed to say what they’re thankful for? Though that’s a lovely tradition, it’s harder than it looks to think of something original to say – especially when you’re put on the spot just as you’re chewing a hunk of turkey smothered in cranberry sauce.

So, yes...

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Penn's List of Christmas Stuff on Campus That's Awesome But Arrived Too Early And is Already Trite

Penn's List of Christmas Stuff on Campus That's Awesome But Arrived Too Early And is Already Trite


I will be the first to admit that I’m a complete sucker for Christmas – it’s such a wholesome, rosy-cheeked time of year that can infect even the most sarcastic blogger with its cheeriness. It’s all twinkly lights and hot chocolate and snow and wonderfulness. See, it’s already making me feel all warm and cozy inside.

That being said, Christmas...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: are these Penn guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nwhi8DeKkA

maybe they graduated...

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Another Day, Another Penn Professor Faces Sentencing

Another Day, Another Penn Professor Faces Sentencing

In the span of one week, two University of Pennsylvania professors have landed on the pages of OTR for committing unspeakable crimes against their fellow man.

 

Earlier this week, it was former Marketing professor Scott Ward, who pleaded guilty to multiple child pornography-related charges. Today, it’s ex-Economics professor Rafael Robb, who was...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: super suprising

www.itemsuppliers.com can offer NBA and football jersey for just

about 15-25 usd/pcs and nfl mbl jersey for just about17-27 usd/pcs

,NHL JERSEY for just 30-45u

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NYU Night Owls All Over Insomnia Cookies

NYU Night Owls All Over Insomnia Cookies

Insomnia cookies is not a euphemism for Adderall, Ritalin, or any other ADD prescription drugs abused by college students circa finals and midterms; it’s a business that delivers desserts to four college campuses late night. Located near NYU, the term Insomnia Cookies was originally coined by a bunch of UPenn kiddies.


Thaindian News reports:

T...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: c is for cookie

thats good enough for me

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Former Penn Professor to Plead Guilty to Child Pornography Charges and Defrauding the Government

Former Penn Professor to Plead Guilty to Child Pornography Charges and Defrauding the Government

Scott Ward, a former University of Pennsylvania professor of Marketing, is currently serving a 15-year sentence for producing and importing child pornography, but his prison stay is about to get longer – much, much longer.

 

Back in February 2007, Ward pleaded guilty to producing child pornography during several trips to Thailand and Brazil. Thi...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: pervy perv perv

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Penn's March to City Hall: Video Clip

Penn's March to City Hall: Video Clip

Thanks to the Daily Pennsylvanian for this amazing footage of the march!

Latest comment by Anonymous: fun

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Black Panthers Intimidate Voters in Philadelphia, UPenn Student Chats With One

Black Panthers Intimidate Voters in Philadelphia, UPenn Student Chats With One

Two men wearing Black Panthers attire were out and about today trying to influence voters. The men were spotted at a local polling place in Philadelphia where one was seen holding a night stick, according to Fox News.

The PoliGazette reports that citizens called the police and one of the Black Panthers was escorted from the scene (another was ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Wow, a black guy using the threat of violence. Never seen that before.

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Whartonite Wins Lottery, Feigns Interest For The Cameras

Whartonite Wins Lottery, Feigns Interest For The Cameras

The rich get richer, and the poor – well, you know.

 

For weeks, America has sat idly by watching the roller coaster known as the Stock Market rise and fall. We laughed. We cried. We made fun of greedy, overpaid investment bankers finally getting their just dues for questionable business practices.

 

However, it appears Wall Street will get the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: It's cool guys, he's British, so the winnings are only half as valuable in his home currency.

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Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Not since Elizabeth Taylor converted to Judaism for Mike Todd have newspapers been so abuzz with the word “shiksa,” but with reports that Ivanka Trump is converting for the Harvard-educated Observer owner Jared Kushner, “shiksa” is making a comeback.


The New York Post reports:

IVANKA Trump and Jared Kushner have selected an outspoken rabbi who...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: silly jews

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Michael Smerconish, Conservative Radio Host and Penn Grad Backs Obama

Michael Smerconish, Conservative Radio Host and Penn Grad Backs Obama

A colleague of Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hanity on the air, conservative talk radio host Michael Smerconish has now endorsed Barack Obama for president. He’s the latest in a flood of conservatives to jump on the Obama bandwagon, most noteably Colin Powell yesterday.

 

Sure a Michael Smerconish endorsement probably doesn’t carry the same ...

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Latest comment by Mr. Stay Puft: I know who the next liberal fraud is going to be to endorse Obama...



TRAVIS RADINA

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Hot Drexel Student Jocelyn Kirsch Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison, Could Be Playmate/Inmate of the Year

Hot Drexel Student Jocelyn Kirsch Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison, Could Be Playmate/Inmate of the Year

Today Jocelyn Kirsch, a Drexel University Student, was sentenced to five years in prison after pleading guilty three months ago to charges of conspiracy, access-device fraud, bank fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft. Dubbed the "Bonnie and Clyde" of identity theft, Kirsch and her then-boyfriend, Edward Anderton, a University o...

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