Penn

Well, not THOSE guys (but that would be awesome.)

In the scheme of things, Penn’s campus is pretty small and completely walkable – it hardly takes more than twenty minutes to get from one place to another. So why have I been noticing more and more kids with bikes these days? A friend of mi

Neel Kashkari will oversee the bailout plan, obviously doesn't care much for popularity.

The seemingly indispensable bastion of elitism and greed known as Wall Street has been wracked these past few months by the sub-prime credit crisis. Lehman, Bear Stearns, and Merrill Lynch have all fallen. Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley will be "de-risked" by going commercial (that's like mak

The other night, my roommate (let’s call her DanglingParticiple) came up with an amazing concept that I’ve dubbed the Four Night Break Theory. I thought I’d share it with all you partiers who may need a little pick-me-up by the time Sunday rolls around.

Just to set the scene, picture my r

For all you Perez Hilton fans, consider me Perez II here to update you on another celebrity visitor coming to Penn this weekend.

Anderson Cooper, host of CNN’s “360°,” will be gracing us with his presence in Irvine auditorium at 8 p.m. this Saturday. He will be this year’s SPEC Connaissance Fal

Courtesy of the Global Language Monitor, here are the thirty most talked about universities in the United States. If your school isn't on the list, consider transferring.

Overheard at 4044 Walnut...

Girl: I feel like you are paid strippers or something -- you're in costume in a room full of normally dressed girls.
Beta Guy in a Pirate Costume: I would have stripped for you guys!
 

At the suggestion of my editor, I’d like to add a little more to my “L’Shanah Tovah” spiel, especially for those of you who don’t know what Rosh Hashanah is.

Well, it’s pretty simple: Rosh Hashanah is the two-day Jewish New Year. In tandem with Yom Kippur (the day of repentance, which occurs about a week later),

From Stanford to DePaul and back, find out which campuses are STD-ridden and which ones are STD-free after the jump!

Penn’s bi-annual Greek Week, cleverly dubbed “GREEKtober Fest 2008” starts today and continues until October 5th. An ode to keggers, football, and community service (see, the Greek system doesn’t just consist of frat guys in faux-macho headbands), Greek Week should be an awesome time for ever