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Congratulations to Keenan Altunis for winning a million dollars a month for life. Wait -- no, screw that guy; he's already a multimillionaire.

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www.foxnews.com/#Just because a Black Panther is holding a night stick at the polling station, doesn't mean he's trying to frighten anyone. C'mon!

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With Halloween (all four nights of it) right around the corner, I had to take this chance to impart some costume-related OxfordCommadian wisdom to the masses. Now, everyone knows that Halloween is just a chance for college girls to dress like sluts – slutty ca

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Do you ever have those days when nothing, not even an ice-cream sundae or a shot of Absolut, can make you feel happy? Maybe you’ve been cooped up in Van Pelt for 56 hours straight, or maybe your roommate kept you up all night with her sleep-talking (that is not a hidden message to you, DanglingParticiple!).

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It's time for Jared Kushner to remove his J-Date profile as Ivanka Trump converts for him.

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Most Friday mornings at Penn are spent in a dizzy, still-drunk, attempting-to-go-to-class stupor – not exactly conducive to being a productive human being (or a good blogger, for that matter). So to help everyone out a little, here’s a list of Penn-specific hangover remedies. Happy headaching!

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It seems that lately every day is a new competition – Phillies vs. Tampa Bay, Obama vs. McCain, and today, Penn vs. Princeton.

The Penn/Princeton rivalry has been going on for quite some time, but I’m not sure if anyone truly knows why. I feel like both schools deemed it necessary to join in

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With all the excitement about the election, I have yet to reveal a snapshot of some Penn Halloween festivities. So yes it is November, and one of the cardinal rules of Halloween is that it ends strictly on October 31 (even if it begins a few days prior), but rules are meant to be broken. So check out this awesome picture.

In February 2006, Ryan Goldstein, Penn ’09, aided a New Zealand hacker, known as AKILL, in infiltrating the University’s computer system and crashing one of its servers. On Monday, Goldstein was finally sentenced for his crime, receiving 90 days in prison and a hefty $30,

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This past weekend, Penn held a sorority Open House during which freshmen girls were free to wander into all eight sororities (Alpha Chi Omega, Alpha Phi, Chi Omega, Delta Delta Delta, Kappa Alpha Theta, Phi Sigma Sigma, Sigma Delta Tau, and Sigma Kappa, to be specific) to engage in so

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