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Nas Vs. Fox News
According to 620,000 petitioners, Fox News intentionally defames Barack Obama with racist "slip-ups." Legendary hip hop artist Nas agrees, and he's now working to reform the allegedly bias news corp.
Is Fox News racist? Join the heated debate now.
The Shocker: New Way To "Facebook Connect"
By PajamaNinja (07/24/2008 11:51 AM) Tags: Facebook, Facebook Connect, Mark Zuckerberg, The Shocker
The new soul-sucking Facebook Connect allows you to bring profile info with you, but requires you to leave privacy behind. Check out OTR's guide to slipping past those sneaky stalkers after the jump.
Say No To Bulk: Sam's Club Collegiate Card
By PajamaNinja (07/22/2008 12:18 PM) Tags: Bulk, Discount, Collegiate Membership, Forbes, Sams Club
In an effort to sucker attract more college-aged shoppers, Sam's Club is now offering a special membership card to students. Just remember to ignore the condiments aisle and head straight for the beer!
Radio-Controlled Sperm Device In The Works
By PajamaNinja (07/17/2008 06:43 AM) Tags: Sex, Birth Control, Penis, Penis Pump
Avoid impregnating a girl at the next keg party by slicing open your scrotum and attaching this device that will allow you to regulate your sperm flow at will -- or, you could just ask her if she is on birth control.
Students Die From Loveseat and Alcohol
By Collegiate Don Juan (07/16/2008 12:47 PM) Tags: Carbon monoxide, alcoholics, partying, dwi, bloodalcohol level, house fire
In April, three UW students died in a terrible house fire. Recently, an autopsy of their bodies revealed that their alcohol levels were well above the legal limit. Was alcohol the reason they failed to escape the blaze?
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By HectorOTR (07/15/2008 6:08 PM) Tags: ann arbor, espn, michigan otr, drugs, robbery, twitter
All the news we missed, served fresh.
Grannies Gone Wild: The Jailed Edition
By PajamaNinja (07/15/2008 03:39 AM) Tags: Black Widow, Grandma, Arrested, Betty Johnson Neumar, Prostitution
Don't be deceived by their innocent demeanours! These two grannies are up to no good, racking up impressive criminal records that include contract killing and prostitution.
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By HectorOTR (07/14/2008 6:27 PM) Tags: robots, beer, flip cup, new york, ESPN, erin andrews
All the news we missed, served fresh.
Luna Beads for Toning and Exciting the Vajay
By PajamaNinja (07/10/2008 09:43 AM) Tags: Luna Beads, Sex Toys, Kegels, Luna Balls, Vagina Exercise
Breaking news from UW-Madison (well, not really): a company with a deceivingly classy web site markets vagina exercise balls.
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By HectorOTR (07/03/2008 09:26 AM) Tags: movies, robots, michigan otr, uwmadison, dartmouth, pac10
All the news we missed, served fresh.
The Socially Awkward Fail At Facebook
By PajamaNinja (07/01/2008 12:39 PM) Tags: Geeks, Nerds, Whores, Sluts, Booty Call, Facebook
Researchers have found that if you're socially inept, Facebook won't help you. If one of the biggest social networking sites in the world can't help you, nothing ever will.
