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College Presidents Get a Pay Raise, Everyone Else Continues to Struggle

College Presidents Get a Pay Raise, Everyone Else Continues to Struggle

Damn the man. The economy is spirally out of control, student loans are hard to come by and financial aid is struggling, but college presidents are enjoying a nice little raise.
 

A survey by the Chronicle of Higher Education found that public schools raised their president’s pay by an average of 7.6 percent last year, bringing the median salar...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Best photoshop ever.

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How To: Make Tons of Money After College

How To: Make Tons of Money After College

Graduating this year? Without a career plan and worried that once mom and pops cut you off financially you'll be stuck shopping at Forever 21 and eating mac and cheese forever? Don't fret--thanks to cnn.com, you can know ahead of time which jobs will pay well above packaged foods needs. The following jobs all pay over $80,000 per year--and don't...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: What boring jobs... follow your dreams kids!

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Vanderbilt Students Face Off On Election Results...On Facebook, Of Course.

Vanderbilt Students Face Off On Election Results...On Facebook, Of Course.

The first thing I did upon witnessing last night's election results was call my mom and scream myself hoarse with my wonderfully democratic roommates.

 

The second thing I did was of course, check Facebook. Only half an hour after Obama's victory was announced, Vanderbilt students were celebrating, rejoicing, complaining and questioning via Face...

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Time Magazine Compares Vanderbilt to Hogwarts

Time Magazine Compares Vanderbilt to Hogwarts

According to Time Magazine, the similarities between our dear university and Harry Potter's alma mater are large in number: "An idyllic campus with kindly professors who head the dorms, a dining hall that's a social hub and a living room, interhouse rivalries and organized activities galore...and a Dumbledore-like dean."

 

The article goes on to...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Love you, Hermoine.

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Joe The Plumber To Become A Country Music Star, Vanderbilt Exclaims "Stay Away From Nashville"

Joe The Plumber To Become A Country Music Star, Vanderbilt Exclaims "Stay Away From Nashville"

The real winner in this election cycle is no doubt Joe the Plumber. That guy went from nobody to celebrity faster than you can unclog a toilet.
 

Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, burst onto the political scene when he pressed Barack Obama about his tax plan. McCain pounced and next thing you know, Joe was the main attraction of the thi...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Joe's boss said he has heard Joe crooning while unpluged toilets ... says he can't sing fer sh*t.

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Carrie Underwood Maybe Dating Travis Stork, Vanderbilt U. Medical Center Resident, Even Though He Was on The Bachelor

Carrie Underwood Maybe Dating Travis Stork, Vanderbilt U. Medical Center Resident, Even Though He Was on The Bachelor

It must be in their genetic makeup, alongside the the DNA that makes them want to belt it out for Paula and Company on Fox: those American Idol ladies are all over the guys from The Bachelor. First, there was Jennifer Hudson and David Otunga, now it’s Carrie Underwood and Travis Stork. Media gossips (like CollegeOTR, apparently) are reporting th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I too think they are fugs.
Thanks for the great reading, we buy college dating .I will pass this on to our ira clients to read.

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Vanderbilt Homecoming Weekend Highs and Lows

Vanderbilt Homecoming Weekend Highs and Lows

High Points: Lupe Fiasco's set, the homecoming tailgate that ended 3 hours after the game did, Friday night frat parties

 

Low Points: Lil Wayne's set, a 10-7 loss to Duke (Duke?! How could we...), the hangover that came after the homecoming tailgate that ended 3 hours after the game did

Latest comment by Anonymous: must have been quite the tailgate

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Weekend College Football Round-up

Weekend College Football Round-up

This weekend's college football headlines from Bleacher Report.

 

Texas Tech beat A&M this weekend, but was their last second touchdown rubbing it in their opponents faces?

 

OSU absolutely demolished MSU this weekend, 45-7. They were expected to win, but not by such a devastating margin. What happened?

 

The Georgia-Vandy game wasn’t exactly pr...

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Regular Fellatio Decreases Chances of Breast Cancer, Study Finds

Regular Fellatio Decreases Chances of Breast Cancer, Study Finds

I have just received this information via anonymous tip, and am more than thrilled to share it with all you happy people about to depart on your fall break.

 

According to cnn.com, performing fellatio and swallowing actually reduces women's chances of breast cancer.

 

"Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, o...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Bad taste in article. I hope someone should let you realize that this is an old web hoax going back to 2003. Just search the article title and it comes up multiple times as a hoax. However, swallowing semen has be legitimately proven to make women less depressed.

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What Every SEC Fan Needs to Know: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

What Every SEC Fan Needs to Know: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

GeorgiaDawg is a writer for Bleacher Report where this post was originally published.

 

Last week we looked at each team in the SEC West. We discussed the fact that as a fan, sometimes we just cannot see everything about our own team. 

 

We need a “neutral” party to point out what is good, bad, and even ugly about the teams we love.

 

As I state...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: gators! woo!

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Weekend College Football Round-up

Weekend College Football Round-up

This weekend's college football headlines from Bleacher Report.

 

There are a lot of teams looking good and acting tough so far this season, but it’s often hard to tell who’s the real deal. The contender vs. pretender breakdown should quiet a lot of overeager fans.

 

Notre Dame beat Stanford this weekend which made Chris Marinelli eat his words,...

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Vanderbilt and Northwestern Surprise The Country By Not Being Terrible At Football This Season

Vanderbilt and Northwestern Surprise The Country By Not Being Terrible At Football This Season

Holy shit, what’s happening in the world of football? Some of the NCAA’s most disrespected teams are actually winning games.
 

Vanderbilt’s unexpected rise in the SEC has caused skepticism, optimism and complete and utter shock. Just this weekend, Vandy beat #13 ranked Auburn, leaving the Commodores undefeated... WTF?
 

Matthew Zemek is certainl...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Shut the hell up with Northwestern in the toilet bowl. Saying that just shows you don't know shit (AHHAHAHAH I CAN MAKE HILARIOUS PUNS TOO) about football.

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Strippers and Coke Win Nobel Prize

Strippers and Coke Win Nobel Prize

The Ig Nobel Prize, that is.

 

The Ig Nobel is an award given annually by The Annals of Improbable Research magazine for screwy, odd, but often very practical scientific discoveries.

 

This years winner's included a group of women that discovered that Coca Cola is actually an effective spermicide (Ways to save on the morning after pill, anyone?...

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Latest comment by Brother Nazareth: Coca cola as spermicide? No thanks.

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Vanderbilt Takes Out Permit For Swallowing Center

Vanderbilt Takes Out Permit For Swallowing Center

I'll repeat that. Vanderbilt Takes Out Permit For Swallowing Center. Not only is this an interesting piece of news, but it is actually a headline (verbatim) in today's business section of the Tennessean.

 

The Tennessean offers no details on the Swallowing Center other than that Vandy took out a permit to renovate 2,263 square feet of the first ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: its for swallowing disorders of the esophaus, ie people that cant eat because of cancer or radiation therapy

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This Week in College Football

This Week in College Football

And now, your weekly college football report, courtesy of Bleacher Report.

 

- The SEC battle between #3 Georgia and #8 Alabama is definitely one to watch this weekend, and we’ve got five reasons that the Bulldogs are going to crush the Crimson Tide. Reason number one? Georgia will win in the first quarter. And as for the others…

 

- In other G...

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Meet and Greet: Vanderbilt's 51 Frattiest Frat Stars

Meet and Greet: Vanderbilt's 51 Frattiest Frat Stars

For your viewing pleasure, the faces of the 51 Vanderbilt men arrested in Ocoee River this weekend, courtesy of Inside Vandy.

 

Take your pick, ladies...dibs on the fifth one down on the left.

 

No word yet on Sigma Chi nationals and Vanderbilt repercussions, but at the rate that Vanderbilt is going with fraternity probations, these boys are go...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Fraternities are for douchebags.

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Vanderbilt Frat Parties Too Hard, Lands In Jail

Vanderbilt Frat Parties Too Hard, Lands In Jail

A Vanderbilt frat got busted this weekend for being frat-like. After a party at the High Country Outfitters rafting company spun out of control, 51 fraternity members landed in the Polk County jail.
 

According to the Chattanooga Times Free Press, the company asked the Sigma Chi party-goers to tone it down, but the tone apparently stayed way, wa...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Just a little quality time with mother nature; gaining a little appreciation of the great outdoors and the bright stars. Just think of it as a nature field trip kinda like the scouts were on; a broa

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Vanderbilt No Longer Sucks, Breaks Into AP Top 25

Vanderbilt No Longer Sucks, Breaks Into AP Top 25

The SEC has another force to be reckoned with… and surprisingly enough, it’s Vanderbilt.
 

The school’s football team cracked the AP Top 25 for the first time in 24 years. Who says they’re the weakest team in the conference now?
 

Okay, there may have been some justification for that reputation in the past. Check out what the AP has to say about...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: finally!

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Tennessee Remains Highly Republican State, Prove "Obama Waffles"

Tennessee Remains Highly Republican State, Prove "Obama Waffles"

Oh, dear old Tennessee. Home to legions of delicious, highly caloric foods--grits! fried country chicken! super sweet tea!--and now, Obama Waffles.


Obama waffles? Michelle doesn't strike one as much of a cook--but Tennessee natives Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss certainly are. Republicans Whitlock and DeMoss sold their mix for $10 per box to cust...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Obama Waffles? Now that's something that should be recalled. Probably would cause pregnant women to abort prematurely.

google: infanticide, obama

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Vandy Prof Breaks Computer, Gets Busted For Child Porn

Vandy Prof Breaks Computer, Gets Busted For Child Porn

Ever had some computer trouble and brought it somewhere to be fixed? Of course you have. But you probably didn’t have the tech repair guy find sexually explicit images of young girls on your computer.
 

Alas, that is the sticky situation Vanderbilt associate professor of sociology James J. Lang found himself in over the weekend. Inside Vandy rep...

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Latest comment by Tracy O'Neill: That's why I just buy porn on DVD. Just kidding.

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