Oops she did it again-- Britney Spears failed once more to make her comeback at the VMAs last night. Last year, there were whispers that she would show us her stuff. This year too. But did we get anything other than a chubbier, more spacey, less active inadequate performance? No.

Still, Britney used to be quite the babe, so I ask you guys, whe...

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Kanye closed the otherwise unspectacular VMAs last night with a new song that "he wrote a week and a half ago." He praised "Love Lockdown" as "his favorite song to date" and I'm guessing he means his favorite song of all time, by anyone, ever. It'll probably sound better all mixed up, but it's pretty decent live. At this point I was still hoping...

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The past week, the hype surrounding Britney Spears’ appearance at the 2008 VMAs has been boring into my skull like a weevil. Is she performing? Yes! There’s a video of rehearsal on Perez Hilton! Wait, no! Her manager says she’s not! By the time the show actually rolled around, one thing was certain, Britney Spears was in fact ”opening” the VMAs....

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