Even I, one who has been trained since birth by a Blues Brothers loving father to love Dan Aykroyd, have a hard time differentiating the comedy and the truth behind the Crystal Skull Vodka campaign featuring the Canadian actor as well as these gorgeous skull-shaped bottles.

From The Sun in the UK:

COPS have smashed an illegal vodka pipeline flowing from Russia into the European Union.

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Eleven suspects have been charged over the ’Vodka Galore’ one mile underwater pipe which pumped the alcohol across the border from Russia into Estonia.

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Want to get drunk faster and avoid unnecessary calories? According to Australian researchers, all you have to do is use diet soda as a mixer.

Celebrate Gay Pride with the all-new, rainbow-colored Absolut Vodka box set.

In an effort to outdo their rival vodka, Absolut, whose 2008 advertisements unarguably resemble a large, fruity, vagina, the classy and fabulous Skyy vodka has unveiled this new ad. In the words of AdRants, said ad looks undeniably like  "two women sucking on a man's (shaved) testicles."

I have to agree!

That Skyy bott