Hard economic times trickles their way down to college students at Northwestern.

With the economy slipping deeper and deeper into the shitter every day the movie industry has came up with the answer to our problems. Yes, that’s right get ready for a Wall Street 2. Many of you are wondering if this could in fact be the stupidest idea ever, and of course it is. This is the equivalent of the

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All those smug seniors who already had job offers are now joining the rest of us in the oh-my-god-what-am-I-going-to-do-with-my-life panic.

College students looking for job security might want to steer clear of investment banking for now. Unless of course bankruptcies and buyouts are your thing.

Thanks to Lambda Legal, defenders of gay rights, oral sex is legal in Georgia and several other conservative states. God bless them for working hard to better society!

According to the NY Times, many Ivy League students are money-grubbing individuals that rather make tons of cash working in finance than live in poverty doing public service. News at 11.