I am currently mired in that epic conundrum plaguing modernity: the Wii supply and demand holiday hellhole. And no matter how many times I remind myself that I did indeed procrastinate on purchasing my brother a Christmas present, I am inordinately pissed. How could Nintendo do this to me? Why are there not more Wiis for sale? Are the manufactur...

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Somebody needs to let Brad Pitt in on a little secret: in America Christmas is about big, shiny, plastic presents. Has he ever even been to a shopping mall? Has he even seen “Jingle All the Way”? It appears not, what with his recent comments about his It’s a Small World clan of kids being given small presents despite the fact that he and his ho...

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