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Yale's Endowment Drops 25 Percent, Hits the Panic Button

Yale's Endowment Drops 25 Percent, Hits the Panic Button

Since the beginning of the summer and the start of the global economic collapse, Yale University’s endowment has nosedived, losing roughly 25 percent of its total worth, or $5.9 billion, in only six months.

 

In an open letter to the community, University President Richard Levin confirmed the drop, but assured distraught Yalies that, despite the...

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Dave Chappelle's Slo-Mo Theory: Yale Edition

Dave Chappelle's Slo-Mo Theory: Yale Edition

This is exactly what happened when I received my acceptance into Columbia -- slow-motion and all.

 

Thanks, Dave. Check out his slow-motion theory here.

Café Conspiracy Against Students

Café Conspiracy Against Students
From the Yale Daily News...

Students hoping to pull all-nighters during Reading Week may want to avoid the Thain Family Café. 

According to several reports from student employees and a document obtained by the News that appears to be part of the café’s internal records, some managers at the café have been substituting decaf espresso for caffei

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“I Gave Myself Miscarriages. Oh, Wait…”

“I Gave Myself Miscarriages.  Oh, Wait…”

Aliza Shvarts confessed on Thursday she lied when she said she self-induce a series of abortions as part of her “right to express herself through performance art.”  The films of her cramping and bleeding in a bathtub were staged.

 

“She did not impregnate herself and that she did not induce any miscarriages,” Yale spokeswoman Helaine Klasky said...

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