Scheduling has come and gone already for Autumn quarter, but I’d like to enlighten you on something: YOUR SCHEDULE SUCKS! Mine, on the other hand, is amazing. It has taken me two years, but I have perfected the art of scheduling to increase the ability to be lazy. Let’s dissect.

First off, notice that top portion of the schedule is blank, and for good reason. No self respecting college student should ever take a class before noon. It is amazing how three years ago I would wake up at 7 for high school and now sleep with two curtains just to make sure the sun doesn’t come through. I leave myself with the ability to have “Thirsty Thursday” every night of the week by avoiding those dreaded letters, “A.M.”

Second, I have carefully selected classes I know will be easy as hell. CS&E 203 is with a man by the name of Mr. Heym. Heym is my diamond in the rough. I’ve already taken two classes with him, acing both easily. It is important to pick professors you know will make it easier. History 152 is an easy GEC I will be taking with friends. This cuts down on study time considerably and saves me money on books.

Now you may be wondering how that is a full-time student schedule. The answer: Online courses, I have two of them. Ohio State offers online services for some classes (Noted as “D” for Distance Learning). Now this involves some work, but seeing as how I work in a computer lab, I essentially get paid to take class.

Don’t be a sucker. Take easy classes and take them when you want. College is about taking advantage of the last free years of your life. Why should it seem like work?