AEPi Cannon an Insult to Campus Integrity

Posted by The Philosopher 12/13/2007 7:28 PM

At Tufts, we are extremely particular about making sure that the campus is producing the sexiest cannons in the history of man (no problem for OTR, of course).

However, please examine the atrocity above. AEPi, what is this BS? Can't you even take the time to paint the entire cannon? Though you are not as horrid as the Observer's pathetic attempt at cannonery, we are quite disappointed.

Aren't Jews rich enough to buy more paint?

Comments

The Merry Widow says,

I just figured they were going for the Israeli flag colors. Posted 12/13/2007 7:34 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

You know, that makes a striking amount of sense. Posted 12/13/2007 7:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Huzzah, anti-semitic comments!

Oh wait: WHAT THE ****

stm Posted 12/13/2007 7:58 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ Anonymous: Oh relax Anon, we kid because we love. Or because we hate everyone. One of the two. Posted 12/13/2007 8:04 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

If anonymous has followed my blogging, s/he'll know that my sole existence is to make fun of the Judiasm that my parents have unwillingly bestowed upon me. Posted 12/13/2007 8:09 PMReply

The Agent says,

@ The Philosopher: I can so picture you saying that right now as if you were standing in front of me, oh wise Philosopher. Posted 12/13/2007 10:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

It's me again. IMHO, making a one-off prejudicial comment about a historically oppressed group of people because you want people to laugh at your jokes is called not being funny. And then you take it down when you realize it's not.

Trying to stand behind said prejudicial comment instead of humbly admitting you were off-base is on the (very short) road to racism. Posted 12/14/2007 06:24 AMReply

The Philosopher says,

Believe me, my humor is all in pure jest. I never mean to offend - none of us ever do - so quite sorry of you're offended. For us, OTR is super lighthearted, so take us with a grain of salt. Lord knows we do. Posted 12/14/2007 08:07 AMReply

The Peasant says,

I'll balance the scales here.

Christianity, lol. Posted 12/14/2007 08:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Hey, I call 'em as I see 'em. I didn't mean to make a ruckus, Philosopher.

FWIW, I fear that just as I got pissed because I didn't know you're Jewish, an anti-semite or what-have-you will feel reassured in thinking that shit because they don't know where it's coming from, either. Oh, the internets. I CAN PLZ CANCEL TEH GOOGLE?!1 Posted 12/15/2007 3:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Muhammad blows, ok we hit all three of them. Posted 12/17/2007 9:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what a bitch. Posted 01/31/2008 3:12 PMReply