“What’s that smell? B.O., 2008”

“Yo Momma For Obama”

“Attention Southerners: Yes, I am black, but I am not a woman!”

“Can ya s-mmmellllll… What Barack is cookin!’”*

“The Founding Fathers did not design the presidency to be an institution traded back and forth between two families for 28 years – the very idea of it is, in fact, anathema to the concept of democracy and should be… I mean, uh, Barack the Vote!”

“Are we ready for a black president? Why not – we just had a retarded one.”


*Obscure wrestling reference you should feel embarrassed if you recognize