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Because If Tufts Doesn't Work Out, You Can Always Marry Justin Timberlake
By The Philosopher (Chief Contributor) Tags: class of 2008, jessica biel, graduation
Created: 05/19/2008
10:36 AM
10:36 AM
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Gossip fairy says that our favorite kinda-alum, Jessica Biel, is getting married to Justin Timberlake. Now for the most part, who gives a sh*t (hell, after spending a semester on the other side of the earth, I had no idea they were dating). However, this news comes at an extremely encouraging time as the Class of 2008 now looks for jobs - I mean, if Jessica Biel gets to drop out of Tufts and marry Justin, then our degrees TOTALLY guarantee something, right? Right?Comments 
Hector Nazario says,
I think Jessica Biel's plump rear-end is what guaranteed her the marriage, not the Tufts degree. Sorry to dash your hopes and dreams. =(
Posted 05/19/2008 11:38 AM
The Philosopher says,
He's not my type. I'd rather do her, truth be told...
Posted 05/19/2008 11:38 AM
The Fairy Godmistress says,
I'm with the Philosopher on this one. Jessica Biel is one of my girl crushes.
Posted 05/19/2008 12:14 PM
The Peasant says,
@ HectorOTR: She never got a Tufts degree. She dropped out after a semester.
Posted 05/19/2008 1:51 PM
The Fairy Godmistress says,
@ The Peasant: Yes, but she still got the "Tufts Girls" a shout out at the JT concert in the fall...
Posted 05/20/2008 9:22 PM
Anonymous says,
She isn't marrying Justin Timberlake. She married some other guy who is a film producer.
Posted 05/22/2008 4:10 PM
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