We spend an awful lot of time bemoaning the poor state of social life here at Tufts ... so just to prove it's not all bad, I thought I'd share the recipe for a great evening that a particular banana-chasing senior bestowed upon us.

That's right: Play Edward 40-Hands ... while watching Edward Penishands. (If you're not familiar, it's the fantastically awful 1991 spoof of Edward Scissorhands, featuring a guy with working penises for hands.) Trust me, you're in for a good time ... and if you're not, you probably won't remember anyway.