For the Exponent, every day is a slow news day.

One jem from last week reported on a "new fad" where kids who can't back up their drunken/idiotic claims must pee their pants and post the video on YouTube. See: sophomore Michael Perry who failed to hit the high note in Rent's Seasons of Love and was forced to piss in his athletic shorts for all to see.

Seasons of Love? If he was going surrender what's left of his dignity anyway, one would think he'd at least have claimed to be able to do something more impressive, maybe catch one of those rabid alien campus squirrels using a pizza box or something.