Just when you thought Boston was safe, the Associated Press comes along and tells you, well, it's not. Apparently, no bean in Beantown is sanitary.

First, they told us fast food was unsanitary.  Then they told us fresh food was just as bad.  And now, even fancy restaurants are off-limits.  The story reports that upscale Boston restaurants were found "mixing salads and handling food with bare, unwashed hands,"  "leaving partially cooked food out at room temperature," with "bottles being chilled in the same ice used in glasses," and even finding "rodent droppings." Now that's what I call a finale!

The article is kind enough to point out that these are "the kind of health violations that could cause food poisoning."

So, as long as you're going to get sick wherever you go, might as well save a few bucks and go to the Bejing Cafe.  Or just eat out of the dumpster.