So when not soliciting tenants for oral sex, what do the fine denizens of Craigslist do? If you guessed "give dating advice," then you are technically correct. I say "technically" because rather than a legitimate "warning," this is just a whiny post because Ms. Allison L (the Jumbo in question) didn't put out after the author took her out to dinner.

Are you sure that she's a whore? Are you sure that you just aren't her type? A/S/L? Before you go around flinging accusations of turning tricks for Japanese delicacies, you should take a long hard look in the mirror friend and step away from the computer and go refill your Zoloft prescription instead.

Quick side note: one Allison Lau (A '07) has "sushi" listed as one of her interests. The plot thickens, gentle readers, the plot thickens!