Class of 2011 Is Old News, All Hail 2012!

Posted by The Peasant 12/14/2007 7:07 PM

Tags: seriously, facebook, class of 2012, prefrosh, freshmen

Class of 2011 Is Old News, All Hail 2012!

Alas, Class of 2011, we hardly knew ye. Sure, you're all still freshmen, but let's face it -- you're old news. What have you done recently apart from give us fodder with which we can make fun of you?

We need something new, something younger, something sexier! We need the Class of 2012! If only they had a facebook group...

Oh wait, they do! Bloggers, grab your guns: pre-frosh season is officially open.

Comments

Anonymous says,

Don't you have better things to do than make fun of us? We're gonna own the place next year Posted 12/15/2007 09:43 AMReply

The Peasant says,

@ Anonymous: Go ahead, prove us wrong. Posted 12/15/2007 10:03 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

YES!!!

The best thing about 2012? The Decider and I won't have to ever deal with them. Posted 12/15/2007 10:17 AMReply

The Decider says,

@ The Merry Widow: Thank God we won't be around for that sh*t show! Posted 12/15/2007 10:27 AMReply

The Peasant says,

@ The Decider: They ain't got nothin' on the Class of 2013. Posted 12/15/2007 10:31 AMReply

The Philosopher says,

God no, don't leave me alone with them.

Also, already on 2012's radar like, a day after their early admission - OTR prevails again! Posted 12/15/2007 10:43 AMReply

The Agent says,

I don't know. I will miss the days of Noble Dilday. I love how they think they own the place already and they have probably never been on campus for more than a few hours.

Scouting for odd names right now... Posted 12/15/2007 2:47 PMReply

JumboMamas says,

Noble Dilday would be hard to beat...unless there's a member of the 2012 class named Meritorious Vibrator? That would be hot. Posted 12/15/2007 3:49 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

Anyone notice how they're all on sports teams? Posted 12/15/2007 4:07 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ The Philosopher: Probs because so many of them got in early by being recruited by the teams. Posted 12/15/2007 4:24 PMReply

The Peasant says,

@ The Merry Widow: The cream of the Division III crop. That basically means we got the leftovers after a potato famine. Posted 12/15/2007 7:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Peasant, why don't you go **** yourself Posted 12/15/2007 8:46 PMReply

The Decider says,

@ Anonymous: Now now don't take your roid-rage out on The Peasant, blame your mediocre secondary school sports program. Posted 12/15/2007 9:46 PMReply

The Peasant says,

@ Anonymous: Yo, bro. Meet me on the court. SPACE JAM TIME, SUCKAZ. Posted 12/16/2007 01:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

my favorite part is that the facebook group has 50+ photos posted...of trees, more trees, and buildings we see every single day. plus the requisite Jumbo statue shots. ahh, newbies Posted 12/16/2007 8:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

First odd name that I found: Piers Octavian MacNaughton
Really, you couldn't spell your name Pierce? Posted 12/16/2007 10:18 PMReply

The Peasant says,

@ Anonymous: Piers isn't the same name as Pierce. It's not even pronounced the same way. Posted 12/16/2007 10:20 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ The Peasant: I wish my middle name were Octavian. Posted 12/17/2007 05:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

2012's got some lookers.... Posted 12/17/2007 2:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Not ALL of us are on sports teams... Posted 12/18/2007 7:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I was wondering when they were gonna get a group up...
aww!! Posted 12/28/2007 8:40 PMReply