Fascists pretending to be liberal! Aww, how totally f*cking cute.

Mark Fitzgerald, Editor-at-Large of journalism industry publication Editor & Publisher, decided to take a knock at Tufts' already pathetic situation surrounding the crap published in the Primary Source all 8,000 times this year.

With clearly nothing else to do than pander on about college journalism - which already makes a mockery of itself by simply existing - Fitzgerald has indeed proven himself worthy of being called a jerk.

Oh, Mark! Should I fear about not putting my name on this post? Clearly, Tufts has the power to completely cause the downfall of the first amendment and the freedom of speech! The ACLU of Massachusetts is on its way out! Our liberal arts agenda is merely a masquerade! Oh, wait a second...

Hi, I am The Philosopher, and I am a satire editorialist.