So after a hellish week/weekend involving long hours logged in Aidekman and an epic party at my house (and epic clean-up yesterday and today) I slogged my way over to Brown n' Brew, fully planning on kicking off my shoes, curling up with the entire month of stats homework I'm behind on, and enjoying some Black Forest coffee on the oh-so-comfy couches.

Imagine my horror and disappointment, then, when I entered a couch-less Brew. Apparently, the couches were removed on the fire marshal's orders because they weren't flame retardant. Calling the Office of Campus Life: forget stabbings and embezzlement scandals, this is a catastrophe that needs to be remedied, stat.