College life can be awfully tough on students' wallets. Between paying for books, tuition, and cheap alcohol, students often find themselves financially limited, particularly when it comes to leasing an off-campus apartment. To make matters worse, rent around campus just seems to be going up and up! Do you ever find yourself wishing you could just fellate all your problems away?

Well, now you can! Thanks to the creepy denizens of Craigslist, one or two lucky college girls will get to forgo their would-be financial foibles in favor of fellating one horrifying fellow. Let's weigh the situation here: $500-600/month versus gallons of some strangers reproductive matter? I don't know about you, but I'd rather do work-study. Craigslist must be the leading cause of aneurysms in this country because your brain will more than likely atrophy and die while trying to read what the people in this world come up with then foist upon the unsuspecting Internet. That being said, good luck to all the applicants.