Tufts OTR: Do It In Miller

Do It In Miller

Posted by The Philosopher 02/12/2008 10:08 AM
Category: Tags: do it in the dark, Hotness, condoms, god we talk about sex a lot

Miller did it in the dark. Or maybe they just went to bed early instead of getting laid. But either way, the dorm won first semester's Do It In The Dark competition to save energy.

While we at OTR could send them out congratulations, and probably should, we would rather take this time to relate some extremely important information that could save the sex life of one resident of Miller (there has to be at least one sexually active person in Miller, right?). This tip comes straight from one OTR blogger, who shall remain unnamed due to his/her already diminished lack of self respect.

DO NOT USE THE GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS WITH WHICH THE DIITH PEOPLE SUPPLY YOU FOR WINNING DIITH. THEY ARE SCARY. THEY WILL MAKE YOUR THROBBING MEMBER LOOK TINY. THEY ARE AN AWKWARD EXPERIENCE.

Ahem. That is all.

+ 7 comments

TVAddict says,

Moreover, I've heard reports from various sources that they break...

And the various sources are not my sexual partners, I swear. Posted 02/12/2008 6:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

They do break quite easily, though they somehow managed to get FDA approval (if you use the NightLight ones, as those are the only ones that are approved). Part of the reason that they break is that they are a bit stiffer since they are made from three layers of material. Two layers of latex sandwiching a layer of glow-in-the dark pigment. Posted 02/12/2008 7:10 PMReply

The Peasant says,

Well, my skeet already glows in the dark, so no specialty condoms necessary. Posted 02/12/2008 9:26 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ The Peasant: Especially not when you use all that hormonal male contraception. Posted 02/12/2008 9:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I assure you there are those in Miller that are sexually active. Posted 02/12/2008 10:08 PMReply

The Agent says,

@ The Merry Widow: This is why I joined OTR: To have my self esteem lowered without really trying! Posted 02/12/2008 10:43 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

@ Anonymous:
Good. I want to know that there are people at Tufts getting good and laid. And for once I'm actually being serious. Posted 02/13/2008 01:40 AMReply