Does anyone else find it sad how awful Duke's football program is?

I always feel bad for football players here. It's hard enough playing any sport that's not men's bball sport here at Duke, but to be bad at it?

Ouch.

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environ sci prof: "so, is anyone here a birder? anyone birdwatch?"

stupid girl #1: "what did he say?"

stupid girl #2: *sigh* "he asked if anyone was eating a burger."
-Overheard at Duke