Constantly being invited to groups or for applications in which you have no interest is bad enough, but the Facebook shit has finally hit the fan. I kid you not, fellow Jumbos: this weekend, I was invited to the wedding of a girl from my high school ... via a Facebook event invitation.

Leaving aside the terror inspired by marriage at 21, this just needs to stop. I didn't think we needed a list of appropriate and inappropriate uses of Facebook, but apparently, we do ... and this girl needs to get a copy.