In honor of Princeton's most famous alum, F. Scott Fitzgerald (though he's really not an alum, he's a drop-out!), Forbes college is throwing a huge shindig in the spring. How huge? $20 grand huge. It's going to be a Gatsby-themed party, and in honor of that king of excess, Forbes is rolling out the Benjamins.

No one actually knows yet what will make it Gatsby themed besides some period decorations and a few props like the famous glasses billboard. All the Forbes Council chair can tell us is that he's planning something major: "It's going to be big. It's going to be grandiose... We're still deciding on many of the most important factors, but one thing's for sure — it's going to be grandiose and awesome. I know that's saying the same thing twice, but that's how great it's going to be."

Let's just hope he read the whole book...