And now for your daily dose of schadenfreude! We've all seen them: townies skateboarding around campus, usually falling on their asses on the benches by Barnum or kickflipping a totally rad five-set by the library. After scouring the murky depths of YouTube, I found this little gem. Keep trying, erstwhile twelve-year-old protagonist! Though, you might want to get a helmet til you get better unless you want a bright future in the Murderball circuit.