Hey, Tufts sophomores, important news about your meal plan options: you don’t have any. It’s bad enough that all freshmen are forced to pay for the premium meal plan—but even sophomores hardly have anything to decide between.

Prove it, you say? Alright, let’s assume you want to save your parents some money while still being able to eat two meals a day at the dining hall for three months. In that case, the only option other than the unlimited plan ($2,470) is the 220-meal plan. How much do you save by choosing that option? Forty friggin’ dollars.

And if you want to go as cheap as you possibly can as a sophomore and get only 160 meals a semester (with extra dining dollars, granted), you’ll save a whopping $120. That’s .00256 percent of what we spend on Tufts each year. What a deal.

Just three options, and they’re all more or less the same price: well over two grand. Is Yolanda King running Dining Services or something?