God Makes Deal With Bacow, Tufts Gets Snow

God Makes Deal With Bacow, Tufts Gets Snow
Q: What's god's way of telling us to stop going out binge drinking and stay inside studying?
A: A gigantic snow storm headed for Boston.

Crap. Now there's no escaping our books. Good thing that vodka doesn't freeze under extreme cold...
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Comments

Street13
hey, now is a great time to have a riot in your dorm. If TUPD can't get to your building, you can't get in trouble.

or so i like to live my life.
Posted 12/13/2007 1:34 PMReply
Anonymous
Nathan Jones,

You are an embarrassment to Penn State. You are young, naive, stubborn, and insensitive.

One day you will realize how stupid you are behaving, and if not, then God help you because you will have remained a pathetic human being.

Learn when to take a stand and when to admit that you're an idiot...
Posted 12/13/2007 1:43 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous:

try responding to the right post... not that hard.
Posted 12/13/2007 1:47 PMReply
ha-mace
@ Anonymous: Maybe Nathan Jones caused the snow storm. It's been sleeting in State College. Coincidence? Posted 12/13/2007 2:09 PMReply
The Agent
@ <a href="#c5792">ha-mace</a>: I would be more convinced if gay Hitlers were falling from the sky. Posted 12/13/2007 2:44 PMReply
ha-mace
@ The Agent: what about "gay KKK members?" I got a picture of that too. Posted 12/13/2007 3:30 PMReply
The Philosopher
Oh, Bacow licensed the Hitlers, too. Posted 12/13/2007 3:35 PMReply
The Peasant
Nathan Jones is Dumbledore. Posted 12/13/2007 6:18 PMReply
The Philosopher
DON'T SPOIL THE END OF THE BOOK, YOU ****. Posted 12/13/2007 6:23 PMReply
The Merry Widow
@ The Peasant: Nathan Jones is gay? Posted 12/13/2007 6:41 PMReply
The Philosopher
UGH look what you've gone and done, Peasant. Posted 12/13/2007 6:43 PMReply
The Peasant
@ The Merry Widow: That's not what I said; though his witchcraft will send him straight to hell, regardless. Posted 12/13/2007 7:13 PMReply

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