Hillel, Google Ads Strike Again

Posted by The Peasant 11/04/2007 8:07 PM

Tags: what the fuck harry potter, ads, google, jesus, hillel

Google Ads, you've done it again! We thought that Lightning Hebrew was the pinnacle of your keyword-based achievements, but evidently not. Now, you're just straight up slapping the two non-Jews at Tufts in their Gentile faces. Seriously, does Jesus have a lazy eye in that picture or what?

Either that, or it will link you to a Harry Potter Fan Site. Take that, unbelievers.

Comments

The Philosopher says,

Ever since reading Harry Potter, I hold seances in my dorm room every full moon. Posted 11/05/2007 06:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Scholars of iconography will tell you that Christ's non-lazy eye represents his benevolent side, the one which will put in a good word for you... The lazy eye, then, represents his judgmental side - the one which is constantly seeking out sinners and non-believers to punish. So watch out, Tufts, most of us have been damned by Predestination... Posted 11/05/2007 12:32 PMReply