It seems that since the couches have disappeared from Brown and Brew, more students are venturing off campus for study and a pick-me-up. Unfortunately for us, it seems to be angering people; a local on Creeperlist spent quite a few words whining about Tufts kids "Hogging the coffee shops while you sit for hours with your laptops nursing a single cup of coffee." Hmm...

Dear PostingID 639468372,
    We at the Tufts Community are so sorry that our laptops and low caffeine tolerances are causing you a disturbance.  I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that we've formed several Tufts Senate sub-committees and held more than a few town hall meetings to effectively and rapidly deal with this problem. In the interim, we would like to invite you to enjoy a free meal at Dewick Dining Hall, where the coffee and muffins are simply the best (among downhill dining facilities on campus)!

Sorry again for the inconvenience,
The Turd Blossoms and Little Maggots of Tufts University