Whoops, Harvard's made some mistakes, admits its new, onanistic rag for alums, 02138. A recent article profiles some successful personalities who were rejected from Harvard in their younger, and Harvard's blinder, days. One notable is New Yorker editor in chief David Remnick, Princeton '81.

Looking younger than his 48 years, Remnick gives a friendly **** you to Harvard, saying "[Princeton] kicks Harvard around the block in basketball." Clearly basketball was really important to Remnick, a comp-lit major and founder of artsy paper, The Nassau Weekly.

Harvard alum still can't get over themselves. After all, they couldn't resist calling this article "The Rejects."