- Short Term Rental Apartments in London, UK
- A Valentine's Day Letter from your Girlfriend
- Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
- Lunch Break: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member
- The Lonely Island: I'm on a Boat
- Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Drops a Profanity On The Today Show, Shocks Meredith Viera
- Lunch Break: Barney Stinson's Guide To Picking Up Women With Time Travel
- Lunch Break: Jon Stewart's 1994 Interview With Conan O'Brien
- Lunch Break: Larry King's Interviews With Famous Comedians
- Lunch Break: Will Ferrell's "You're Welcome, America"
- Finish the new journalism building and get those bulldozers the hell off the Quad.
- Encourage students not to report on dumb sh*t.
- Stick to your guns about FOX News: everyone in the JSchool bashes it (faculty included), yet students still get jobs there w/ the JSchool's help after graduation.
- Only talk about You Tube if you know the true meaning of its importance to the up and coming generation: to create beautiful tribute videos like this one. (How many JSchool profs, Thompson included, use "you tube" as its own journalistic medium, as if no other site could offer user-generated video? Come on...).
- Stop saying "the future of journalism." You're journalists, you must have a thesaurus. Newsies look down on cliches, remember? We need to maintain an air of pretentiousness if we're going to compete w/ Medill. Recommendations: "journailismo proximo" or "the subsequent media" (both add artistic flair and adequate snootiness).
Any more come to mind? Send 'em on in to good ole Esther. I'm sure the school is open to hearing from you, not simply trying to sound open-minded to alumni returning for the Centennial Celebration this fall.






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