Hi, My Name Is The Peasant And People Say The Dumbest Stuff Imagineable

Posted by The Peasant 03/05/2008 10:40 AM

Tags: frosted tips, ghost, west, attic, sex

Hi, My Name Is The Peasant And People Say The Dumbest Stuff Imagineable

No big reveal on this blogger's identity just yet. I mean, without the mystique of not knowing who I am, what reason would you have to read my posts? Riddle me that, Anonymous. But, I digress; this little gem was heard outside of scenic West Hall.

Dude with frosted tips: "Dude, next year's going to be sweet. We can call the apartment the 'Sex Pad.'"
His friend: "Dude, what if our apartment's in the attic?"
Dude with frosted tips: "Well, we can call it..the 'Sex Attic!'"

If my research is correct, women go hog wild for frosted tips under the attic-filtered moonlight, surrounded by the ghosts and insulation. Confirm /deny?

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Comments

The Merry Widow says,

The Merry Widow

Research? Posted 03/05/2008 11:02 AMReply

The Peasant says,

The Peasant

@ The Merry Widow: Just some routine google searching and exit polling. Posted 03/05/2008 11:09 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

The Merry Widow

@ The Peasant: That's not nearly as exciting an answer as I was expecting. Posted 03/05/2008 11:43 AMReply

The Peasant says,

The Peasant

@ The Merry Widow: Also frosting my tips and having sex with ghosts. Posted 03/05/2008 12:01 PMReply

The Libertine says,

The Libertine

I'm just back from research, too.

Ectoplasm is everywhere. Posted 03/05/2008 1:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Anonymous

CONFIRM FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. BITCHES LOVE LAST YEARS CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, RIGHT PHILOS? Posted 03/05/2008 4:35 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

The Philosopher

Straight OBVI. Posted 03/06/2008 03:00 AMReply

Street13

i love west hall.

also, i've always wanted frosted tips. Posted 03/06/2008 08:38 AMReply

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