A few things overheard while on the way or at this year's lawnparties:

Girl all dressed up: Come on, it's almost 11, let's go!
Guy: But the band doesn't come until 4!
Girl: If we don't go now, how will we have time to get drunk first?

(A guy and girl dressed to the nines are strolling down the street, gazing adoringly at each other) Guy: So yeah, I don't know how I'll get this crap off my flip-flop.
Girl: What crap?
Guy: This crap.
Girl: EEEEEWWWW! What is that? Get away!

Everclear: So I know this is a free concert for all you guys, but I'm still hoping a few of you all are Everclear fans, so give it up if you're an Everclear fan!
Crowd: (a few weak claps)
Some guy: Just play some songs, ****s!