What Do White People Do On Weekends in Davis?

What Do White People Do On Weekends in Davis?
Davis is a town full of secrets, like over on Valdora Street in South Davis, there is apparently a yacht club. 

Yeah, a yacht club

Now granted, the only experience I’ve had with yacht clubs was when I was in New York. And when I say “I was”, I mean “I saw” and when I say “in New York,” I mean “on Will & Grace,” but I’m pretty sure a prerequisite for a yacht club is, well yachts. Besides the obvious lack of a major body of water (I’m pretty sure the arboretum doesn’t count), why could there possibly be a reason to even have a yacht club?

“Members Only.” <insert penis joke here>.

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