Hopefully, everyone noticed that yesterday's Daily Targum was a joke issue. Their timing is excellent, as usual, catching students at their most frazzled, most sleep-deprived during the semester.

The headline declaring Douglass College's intention to secede from Rutgers struck a wistful note in many a feminist students, who were even more easily lured into believing the fake news. Many were inspired by said headline, and were heard discussing its real life possibilities as they walked to class.

Is this the start of something big?

(Probably not)