As you might've seen in the Daily today (which should be confirmed, because it is the Daily...you know... a credible news source and all)

The great Patti Lee Klos, director of Dining Services, is FINALLY going to revamp the points system.  Rather than having meals, dining dollars, and points plus, we're simply going to have meals, and JumboCash (or as I will call it, Patti-Points)

For all you freshiesweshies, the vending points have been gone for a while as apparently all the vending machines got a computer virus (from Patti herself)

I personally think this is a step in the right direction.  The next step should be serving food that's actually appetizing enough to use precious patti-points on.

[alliteration is key.]