I hate the Ann Arbor Art Fair. Why? Well, to be fair, I've never actually gone, and I do hear it's got some really cool artists and exibits from all over the world, it's probably the most culture you'll be exposed to in the city all year and it's really just a whole lot of fun. But whatever, I just want you out of my city.

There's not a fraction of enough parking or roads to accomodate the students and residents that already live here. And what do you get when you throw TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND more people into the mix? Anarchy. Everywhere is a gridlock. What used to be a simple three mile path to the freeway has turned into an hour long expedition full of semi-truck blockades unloading exhibits and idiots turning the wrong way down one way streets.

On the other hand maybe I'll sell my parking spot to someone for a hundred dollars. And I'll probably actually go and check out the fair this year since I'm living here for once and I'll report back my findings. Feel free to join me, but I swear if I see you driving the wrong direction on South Division, I'll hit you head-on just to prove a point.