Is It Getting Hot In Here Or Is It Just TuftsLife?

Is It Getting Hot In Here Or Is It Just TuftsLife?
Just when I was about to don my winter parka, I glanced at my computer and notice that it's a staggering 215.1 degrees Fahrenheit in December. Wait, what? Global warming aside, that's just dumb; I could have literally boiled an egg on the sidewalk, for crying out loud.

Listen, TuftsLife, you're supposed to be the trustworthy one. Hundreds of Jumbos pay homage to your mild convenience by making you their homepage. And how do you repay us? With faulty weather reports? Shame on you, TuftsLife, shame on you.
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Comments

Anonymous
Have you people over at TuftsOTR confirmed that it, in fact, *isn't* 215.1 degrees Fahrenheit outdoors? Huh? Huh?

Yeah... thought so.
Posted 12/05/2007 9:42 PMReply
The Peasant
@ Anonymous: Hoisted by my own petard! Posted 12/05/2007 9:48 PMReply
Debbie D.
is that what Stewie's saying when he always says that on family guy? What the hell is a petard? Posted 12/05/2007 10:42 PMReply
Anonymous
It's the thing that multiples all temperatures measurements on TuftsLife x10. Posted 12/05/2007 11:08 PMReply
The Libertine
@ Anonymous: It's not 215.2 degrees out? Huh...It's hard to peel myself out of my computer chair and away from my beloved Halo to go outside. Posted 12/06/2007 06:16 AMReply
Anonymous
Petard is a bomb of sorts. The phrase means to be blown up by your own grenade. Posted 12/06/2007 11:58 AMReply

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