Honestly, who knew Tooth Day at Fenway Park involved fraternities? And more importantly, who knew that Tufts Dental school was cool enough to have a fraternity?

You heard right: there is actually a national dental school fraternity, and Tufts is oh-so-lucky to have their own chapter. Members of Alpha Omega Gamma go out and host cool events like barbecues and picnics, all while teaching the community healthy teeth tips. They also do charitable work with "geriatric and psychiatric patients," which is actually kind of nice. Remember their geriatric motto: "Clean your teeth when your old, unless you want to found dead and cold." (Too harsh?)

And then there's Tooth Day, where apparently a guy wearing a giant toothbrush costume and a smiling chick in a new-Tufts-logo shirt stand with the Wally and delay that start of the game. Don't forget to floss, Wally, don't want your teeth to be as green as you...