Jews Build Hut, String Fruit Loops

Posted by The Philosopher 10/01/2007 5:44 PM

Tags: sukkot, holidays, hillel, cereal

Jews Build Hut, String Fruit Loops

In Hillel's continuous attempt to take over campus (we didn't go to Brandeis for a reason), a sukkah has been constructed behind the Cannon to celebrate the Jewish holiday of Sukkot.

Traditional sukkahs are often intricate constructions of gorgeous decorations, adorned with elaborate patterns of vegetables. But leave it to Hillel to set up a green tarp, decorated with 50 cent mini-pumpkins and, best of all, Fruit Loops.

So that's where the school's miniscule endowment is going? At least import some bagels from New York, or something. Guess that means Fruit Loops are kosher?

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Comments

The Merry Widow says,

The Merry Widow

Dude, if Oreos can be vegan, than fruit loops can be kosher. Posted 10/01/2007 5:49 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

The Philosopher

But Skittles aren't kosher.
Silly, silly kosher rules. Posted 10/01/2007 5:54 PMReply

The Peasant says,

The Peasant

Twizzlers are vegan and kosher. Posted 10/01/2007 7:41 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

The Philosopher

Lox and cream cheese aren't. Posted 10/01/2007 7:56 PMReply

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